Tips on how to get hatemail?

[Knight Shiba]

I feel like being cancerous today. Like. REALLY cancerous.

So. Anyone got tips on how I am going to fish in hatemail from the babies who can't git gud?

[Zacharoni]

Point down and throw dung pies at their corpses. I've seen a lot of salty fellows do that

[GamingSanta]

Point down and patches squat on their bodies. Use some cancerous meta weapon like the follower saber or carthus curved sword if you can. Then invade in some hard area and kick the ♥♥♥♥ out of the host. If you take too much damage they'll think they're almost good enough to beat you and feel better about themselves so try not to get hit. Use fashion souls that make you look stupid (I'd be more specific but I don't know DS3's equivalent of the "but hole" havel monster, maybe Smough's?) then disregard all of their honor.

This formula should trigger most of the people who can be bothered.

[Coco]

Fallen knight set, dark moon blade+ carthus curved sword, havels greatshield. Also don't forget to point down after cheesing the host

[Coco]

Or just be a blood shade, that works too

[axelmonster]

Play the game in a normal manner. That's usually enough to get salty hatemail.

[Nitron]

Cancer weapon, point down and dung pies. That's it also try welcome and patches squat

[Zorp]

Easy as pie.

Use a cancer weapon and play dirty, estus whenever you can and always point down/clap after killing someone, always attack the host in a fight club/shoot greatarrows at the duel

In the 2 man brawl you will almost always get hatemail by running away until the draw happens, although it takes 300 seconds of running to do but with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ roll mechanics in DkS3 you can easily dodge all of your opponents attacks.

I also recommend the cat ring so you can jump down from the pillar, if you jump down from the far end without the cat ring you will instantly die which can net you a few easy kills

[Deku Scrub]

You have to ask yourself, which upsets people more; the edgy-ness of Point Down or the super edgy-ness of Silent Resolve?

[Hunubul]

Just tell someone that he has a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ computer in the forums when he tells he can't run the game.

[WolfPad]

How bout you all try not being douchebags fishing for hatemail?

[Hunubul]

Originally posted by WolfPad:

How bout you all try not being douchebags fishing for hatemail?

In my defence I didn't actually deserve this hatemail, and I didn't fish for it. Dumb people get triggered by anything, like people trying to figure out how to get a hatemail... A little bit more effort on your part, like instead of here, comment on OPs profile, and he will be happy.

And you should rename yourself to SaltPad

[World Eater]

Use parry 2-3 times, some kids get really edgy over it they tend to spam parry or point down when they're able kill you. I'm sure you will get hate mails when you kill them after missing a few parries

[MrRaggaedeman]

KIll them with one of the community designated cancer weapons followed by a 720-sarcastic clap. Then change to your previously equipped avelyn, ready a shot, look upwards and walk away like the fabulous motherfùcker that you are.

[Darthzz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7shJMAs7co

[Knight Shiba]

AlbinoLama is bae.