What gives you conniptions in DS3.

[Laati]

"Ahhh, another one, roused from the sleep of death? Well, you're not alone. We Unkindled are worthless. Can't even die right. Gives me Conniptions."

For me it is when the host enters the boss fog.
You already know why.

[Vinyltavia]

Originally posted by LegendaryLM:

"Ahhh, another one, roused from the sleep of death? Well, you're not alone. We Unkindled are worthless. Can't even die right. Gives me Conniptions."

For me it is when the host enters the boss fog.
You already know why.

A connection error has occured.
"We Unkindled are worthless. Can't even die right..."
This rings more true than it should against players.

[Laati]

Originally posted by Vinyltavia:

Originally posted by LegendaryLM:

"Ahhh, another one, roused from the sleep of death? Well, you're not alone. We Unkindled are worthless. Can't even die right. Gives me Conniptions."

For me it is when the host enters the boss fog.
You already know why.

A connection error has occured.
"We Unkindled are worthless. Can't even die right..."
This rings more true than it should against players.

Gives me conniptions.

Yup. That also is just.
Fu*king annoying.
Funny.
But annoying.

[i dont use this profile anymore]

Other players in general. What else would you expect from an antisocial lowlife such as myself?

[Laati]

Originally posted by ┌∩┐(・`ω´・)┌∩┐:

Other players in general. What else would you expect from an antisocial lowlife such as myself?

Introvercy and Antisocalism aside.
What REALLY gives you conniptions.
Like even more than other human beings.

[Vinyltavia]

Originally posted by LegendaryLM:

Originally posted by ┌∩┐(・`ω´・)┌∩┐:

Other players in general. What else would you expect from an antisocial lowlife such as myself?

Introvercy and Antisocalism aside.
What REALLY gives you conniptions.
Like even more than other human beings.

Stupid Human Beings.

[Laati]

Originally posted by Vinyltavia:

Originally posted by LegendaryLM:

Introvercy and Antisocalism aside.
What REALLY gives you conniptions.
Like even more than other human beings.

Stupid Human Beings.

I don't classify as a ♥♥♥♥ sapien.
I am a drawing thank you very much.

[Dan]

Today a host summoned one of my chars to fight Gael. Soon I realized that the host was cheating - Gael hit him but could not do any damage. I am curious what is the point to summon a phantom for such dishonest fight. To show how "great" the cheater is?
The cheater was not great, I have to say, Gael hit him many times.
So, in DS3 I really dislike irrational behavior of cheaters.

[Laati]

Originally posted by Dan:

Today a host summoned one of my chars to fight Gael. Soon I realized that the host was cheating - Gael hit him but could not do any damage. I am curious what is the point to summon a phantom for such dishonest fight. To show how "great" the cheater is?
The cheater was not great, I have to say, Gael hit him many times.
So, in DS3 I really dislike irrational behavior of cheaters.

But what about script mini bosses?

[i dont use this profile anymore]

Originally posted by Vinyltavia:

Originally posted by LegendaryLM:

Introvercy and Antisocalism aside.
What REALLY gives you conniptions.
Like even more than other human beings.

Stupid Human Beings.

^ Vinyl understands the enigma that is my mind.

Other than that, the occasional moment where you know you calculated something just right and that X event should occur, such as rolling through Dancer's grab, but it doesn't work the way you meant it to because Dark Souls.

That's about it.

[Shadowdrake]

hosts who plunge attack you after you fight in their "fight club"

[Jeremy]

What gives me conniptions

When you try to parry their R1 spam and fail, and in return they parry your R1 spam
"Summoning another phantom"
When their phantom dies they run back to the bonfire and dodge your attacks for 2 minutes until they can summon their buddy again
Reactionary tryhard ♥♥♥♥(Will never attack until you attack 16 times)
When you loose to someone and they spam dung pies at your corpse
Overleveled casters with 40000 mana that spam crystal soul spears, and chaos bed vestiges
Curse infused daggers
Cheaters
"duels at the bonfire"
Tears of denial
When the host summons you and 2 other lads for midir and the host dies within 13 seconds.
When the host summons you and enters the boss room without greeting you.
"Trolls"
Whips
When they are about to loose in a duel and they equip the sun princess ring and they run away the rest of the match
Host that summon your red sign at pontif, and they also summon someone else and die to the other guy
"all combatants have returned home"
When aldritch faithfulls attack reds
when red attack other reds
when the host summons a dark spirit as a bodyguard against other invaders in a level
invading past pontif
people that try to mimic other souls youtubers
2handed curved swords
when you are dueling in the arena and they are sprinting in circles 90% of the match.
Lightning arrow
Great Magic Shield users
Straight Sword + Black knight shield users
People that spend 37 minutes buffing themselves
When you buff your weapon with a resin, and they use a bug pellet to take 17 less damage
battles of attrition
When they use their siegbrews, and divine blessings in a battle of attrition
myself

[Bouncy_salmon]

Originally posted by LegendaryLM:

"Ahhh, another one, roused from the sleep of death? Well, you're not alone. We Unkindled are worthless. Can't even die right. Gives me Conniptions."

For me it is when the host enters the boss fog.
You already know why.

when i go on an invading spree and get comments on my profile that im a hacker and that ive been reported (Has happened more than once) lol

[Laati]

Originally posted by Jeromeperson:

What gives me conniptions

When you try to parry their R1 spam and fail, and in return they parry your R1 spam
"Summoning another phantom"
When their phantom dies they run back to the bonfire and dodge your attacks for 2 minutes until they can summon their buddy again
Reactionary tryhard ♥♥♥♥(Will never attack until you attack 16 times)
When you loose to someone and they spam dung pies at your corpse
Overleveled casters with 40000 mana that spam crystal soul spears, and chaos bed vestiges
Curse infused daggers
Cheaters
"duels at the bonfire"
Tears of denial
When the host summons you and 2 other lads for midir and the host dies within 13 seconds.
When the host summons you and enters the boss room without greeting you.
"Trolls"
Whips
When they are about to loose in a duel and they equip the sun princess ring and they run away the rest of the match
Host that summon your red sign at pontif, and they also summon someone else and die to the other guy
"all combatants have returned home"
When aldritch faithfulls attack reds
when red attack other reds
when the host summons a dark spirit as a bodyguard against other invaders in a level
invading past pontif
people that try to mimic other souls youtubers
2handed curved swords
when you are dueling in the arena and they are sprinting in circles 90% of the match.
Lightning arrow
Great Magic Shield users
Straight Sword + Black knight shield users
People that spend 37 minutes buffing themselves
When you buff your weapon with a resin, and they use a bug pellet to take 17 less damage
battles of attrition
When they use their siegbrews, and divine blessings in a battle of attrition
myself

GIVES.
ME
C O N N I P T I O N S

[Vinyltavia]

Originally posted by Jeromeperson:

What gives me conniptions

When you try to parry their R1 spam and fail, and in return they parry your R1 spam
"Summoning another phantom"
When their phantom dies they run back to the bonfire and dodge your attacks for 2 minutes until they can summon their buddy again
Reactionary tryhard ♥♥♥♥(Will never attack until you attack 16 times)
When you loose to someone and they spam dung pies at your corpse
Overleveled casters with 40000 mana that spam crystal soul spears, and chaos bed vestiges
Curse infused daggers
Cheaters
"duels at the bonfire"
Tears of denial
When the host summons you and 2 other lads for midir and the host dies within 13 seconds.
When the host summons you and enters the boss room without greeting you.
"Trolls"
Whips
When they are about to loose in a duel and they equip the sun princess ring and they run away the rest of the match
Host that summon your red sign at pontif, and they also summon someone else and die to the other guy
"all combatants have returned home"
When aldritch faithfulls attack reds
when red attack other reds
when the host summons a dark spirit as a bodyguard against other invaders in a level
invading past pontif
people that try to mimic other souls youtubers
2handed curved swords
when you are dueling in the arena and they are sprinting in circles 90% of the match.
Lightning arrow
Great Magic Shield users
Straight Sword + Black knight shield users
People that spend 37 minutes buffing themselves
When you buff your weapon with a resin, and they use a bug pellet to take 17 less damage
battles of attrition
When they use their siegbrews, and divine blessings in a battle of attrition
myself

Reactionary Tryhard.
The only winning move is not to play.

[Grypph]

How about the times when you bow, wanting an honest fight, and the host and his phantom gank you. Oh, and not to mention when you are in a "hounerable" fight and the opponent uses their flasks... AND the times when you get a trapper that gets salty because you managed to see through your trap, oh, and lastly, when the host waits at the boss fogs, and when you see him he waves and walks through.