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maybe cheating invaders usually don't invade after pontiff?
First of all backup saves. Absolutely necessary.
If the invader uses a curse dagger, or anything displaying the 'humanity stolen' message, there's not much you can do. Hopefully you backed your saves.
If they have infinite health/stamina/estus or simply no hitbox you can have fun with them. You have to keep in mind that people resorting to cheats are mostly bad at this game. They get frustrated easily and you can take advantage of that.
Do not equip the way of blue covenant. You want to 1v1 that poor slob.
Put your weapon away. Dodge. Don't run away. Just stand there and dodge. Throw in a few dung pies. Dodge. Point down. Dodge. Spam the clap-clap emote. Dodge. Turn your back on them but keep them in check. Dodge. Get used to their attacking pace. Dodge. Concentrate a bit and then parry when you feel it's the right time. Don't riposte after the parry, throw a dung pie instead. Dodge. Parry and point down. Dodge forever.
Enjoy as the frustration meter fills up.
They'll disconnect/crystal out at some point. You might even get hatemail.
I love this. It's like an early christmas gift, thank you.
I remember receiving death threats once on DS1, a jerk saying he'd tracked my adress with my i.p. and that he'd come to stab me and my family. I just answered that he should be careful, cuz his infinite health does not apply irl.
Still waiting on that nerd to show up.