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Ds1>Ds2>Ds3 that how it goes and that is the time line but as for the story of each one and what happens yea trying to explain that is way harder than tying to explain rocket science to a bimbo ♥♥♥♥♥.
There was this dude named Gwyn and he was all "Rawr dragons suck rawr! I like lightning! Sunlight for life!'
But the dragons hated Gwyn and his hip new car.
See Gwyn's car was a 87 Mustang or something like that but it had these sick lightning bolts along the sides so the dragons were all "Yo man that's fly!" and Gwyn was like "Nah man, you ain't touching this girl! Zap zap yo! Zap zap!" and those dragons got LIT UP!
Now Smough saw this and got hecka jelly yo. But Smough was too fat to really move so they had his fitness trainer Ornstein try and get the dude to work out, you know, become ripped? But in actually, Smough was a Synth sent in by the Institute to unlock the Vault underneath Anor Londor and rescue the Lone Unkindled.
Now Solaire saw this and thought "Nah, that ain't happening." and blew up the Vault by unfriending it on facebook.
With the vault destroyed, Smough was like, SUPER mad now and fought off like, fifty silver knights.
This whole time, Solaire's younger cousin's brother third uncle twice removed, Havel was actually, to no one's surprise. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. However, Havel couldn't help cause he was making Furious 7 or something.
So then Gwyn, Solaire, The Lone Unkindled, and the cast of Fuller House hopped onto a future car, and took that to Lothric Castle where the Prince was.
They slapped him in the face, all at once, and he died.
Then, the Lone Unkindled held up a bonfire, the entire bonfire and said
"You Defeated"
And everyone celebrated and then they became undead and that is where Mecha-Hulk Logan came in with his Big Top and suplexed, get this, every sunbro summon sign from March 2016 to July 2016, in one go! And he got the Highest High Score
And that, is why you bow before a duel.
Oolacile awakens Manus
Artorias gets sent to fight Manus, falls to the Abyss
C**sen Und*** kills Manus and Artorias thanks to time travel shenanigans
DS1:
First instance of Undead Curse
C**sen Und*** gets released from the Asylum and goes on quest to link the fire
Sometime after DS1:
Manus reforms as Nashandra, Alsanna, Nadalia, and Elana
Each shard forms a kingdom
Nashandra convinces Vendrick to invade "the Land of Giants" (Lordran) across the ocean
Vendrick succeeds and steals something that allows him to build soul-powered golems
The Giant Lord leads a counter-invasion but gets defeated by Cursed One thanks to time travel shenanigans (Memory of Orro)
DS2:
Second instance of Undead Curse
Cursed One travels to Drangleic and goes on quest to find the king
Cursed One does not link the fire (since Drangleic doesn't have a Kiln), but someone in Lordran does since the cycle continues
Sometime after DS2:
At least 4 more instances of the Undead Curse pass (Abyss Watchers' cycle, Aldrich's cycle, Yhorm's cycle, Ludleth's cycle)
DS3:
Currently on the 6th instance of Undead Curse
Lothric is designated to link the fire this time, but rebels
Bells of Awakening call Unkindled to take the remaining Lords' power and burn in their place
That's the main stuff. There are also some more cross-game connections, like the whole thing with Nito, Sinh, Lindelt, and the Drakeblood Knights, as well as Nameless King's story with Forossa, but you can probably fit those in yourself.
Edit: Removed the bit about 2 possibly being on an alternate timeline. I looked some things up, and it's definitely part of the continuity.
Further addendum: It looks like DS2 takes place several hundred years after DS3, which probably takes place almost immediately after DS1 (since there are still DS1 characters around when the new kingdom thing or whatever rolls into Lordran and takes over). OR 2 and 3 take place at around the same time because Lordran and Drangleic are in two totally different parts of the world. That depends on whether or not Lordran and the place from the Crown of the Ivory King are the same place or not.
-Existance comes into being, 3 hollow shells find deepened souls in the bedrock of life. Gwyn, the Witch of Izalith and Nito.
-Gwyn, with the help of Seath the Scaleless, wages war against the dragons. Nito creates the concept of death and illness and the Witch of Izalith creates fire. Manus of the abyss finds the Dark Soul, which is destined to birth humanity.
-Anor Londo is constructed to house the gods, and New Londo is constructed to house the vastly outnumbering humans.
-The Four Kings are given rule over the land of Londo. Seath becomes duke of the royal archives of Londo.
-Gwyn assigns his 4 most trustworthy warriors captain-hood, Ornstein, Artorias, Gough and Ciaran.
-Several hundred/thousands of years pass.
-The Witch of Izalith births the bed of chaos, the four kings fall into the abyss, the Nameless King is banished and Gwyn retreats to the Kiln, Anor Londo is abandonned by the gods, all except Gwyndolin, who maintains the illusion of the undying flame via illusions. Ciaran, Artorias and Gough flee to Oolacile, while Ornstein remains in the royal chapel, with Executioner Smough, to protect the Lordvessel and the illusion of Miracle God Gwynevere.
-Manus is awakenned under the land of Oolacile, who in turn shrouds the city in abyss. Royal Knight Artorias attempts to stop him, ending in his own demise. The dragon god of calamity, Kalameet arrives in Oolacile for unknown reasons.
-The brainwashed shell of Artorias, Black Dragon Kalameet and Manus are defeated by the chosen undead.
-200 years pass.
-Events of DS1 (the chosen undead links the fire).
-Several hundred/thousands of years pass.
-High Lord Wolnir challenges the owners of the 3 crowns of DS2.
-Sinh destorys Shulva, Ivory King succumbs to the Izalith chaos, Iron King creates the Smelter Demon which murders him.
-Carthus falls under the blight of the abyss, taking King Wolnir with it.
-King Vendrick of Drangleic sets out to a distant land in search of a distress call.
-Vendrick returns home, bringing Nashandra with him and stealing and unknown property from the Giant Lord, leading to the War of the Giants.
-Vendrick locks access to the throne of want to prevent Nashandra from becoming the dark lord.
-Vendrick refuses to link the fire and becomes a hollow.
-Events of DS2 (the bearer of the curse becomes the dark lord).
-The war against the demons of Izalith and the Knights of Lothric.
-Yhorm, Aldrich, the Abyss Watchers or Ludleth link the fire, possibly killing the bearer of the curse.
-Several hundred years pass.
-Yhorm, Aldrich, the Abyss Watchers or Ludleth link the fire, restoring it.
-Several hundred years pass.
-Yhorm, Aldrich, the Abyss Watchers or Ludleth link the fire, restoring it.
-Several hundred years pass.
-Yhorm, Aldrich, the Abyss Watchers or Ludleth link the fire, restoring it.
-Price Lothric is supposed to link the fire, but refuses on account of his mother, Gwynevere abandonning him and his father, Oceiros being driven mad by an evil spirit.
-An unknown ammount of time passes.
-Champion Gundyr awakens with the task of gather Lothric's ashes? But is too and awakes to a world covered in darkness.
-Ornstein finds the Nameless King in Archdragon Peak.
-The four lords of cinder wake up with the task of linking the fire again, Yhorm succumbs to the corruption of the profaned flame, the abyss watchers are sent to carthus to stop the ongoing calamities caused by the spreading abyss, but are sent mad by it, Pontiff Sulyvahn locks Aldrich in Anor Londo, where Gwyndolin is murdered by him.
-Events of DS3 (the ashen one becomes the lord of hollows).