Cheesy pick-up lines

[Karmo]

im wondering if the community has reached the point where this is a common thing,and im wondering what all there is

not for any reason of course,just curious

[Anonymous FuX]

wat are you smoking?

[Karmo]

Originally posted by Anonymous FuX:

wat are you smoking?

so has the community not reached that point yet?

[Vinyltavia]

Girl are you a bonfire?
CUZ YOU LIT.
kill me

[Karmo]

Originally posted by Vinyltavia:

Girl are you a bonfire?
CUZ YOU LIT.
kill me

i laughed at that harder than i probably should have

which was at all

[Vinyltavia]

Her Soul is like Cinder; it burns me to ashes when she's near.
edit: don't make me do this anymore he--

[i dont use this profile anymore]

"Wot rings u got, btch?! Hopefully only one, because I got one just for you."

[Darth Invader]

If I had a nickel for every girl as hot as the Firekeeper, I'd have 5 cents.

[Heck]

I died ... looking for you.

[powderedtoast]

Do you like wood?, i got cursed rotted wood baby

[fishwizard17]

you might wanna get that checked....

guess you been a little too frisky in blightown

[Erudax]

"Ceaseless Discharge". Don't think twice. Just imagine the lines.
Also baby are you a prism stone? Cause I'm falling for you!
Brb I'll go roll off a cliff.

[Vinyltavia]

Patches isn't the only one with something Unbreakable :^)

[Jonathan]

My girlfriends contribution:
"Honey, ready for some Jolly Cooperation *wink-wink* *nudge-nudge* ?"

[SomethingSomethingDarkside]

Originally posted by Jonathan:

My girlfriends contribution:
"Honey, ready for some Jolly Cooperation *wink-wink* *nudge-nudge* ?"

Lucky man, wish I could find me a girl that threw Souls innuendo my way ; ~;

Also I always found it amazing that when sexy souls comes up, nobody used the gotthard. Always found that weird considering it can be split into gott hard. Sadly I am terrible ta jokes so couldn't do it myself :<

[Karmo]

Originally posted by ChubbyFatBoy:

Originally posted by Jonathan:

My girlfriends contribution:
"Honey, ready for some Jolly Cooperation *wink-wink* *nudge-nudge* ?"

Lucky man, wish I could find me a girl that threw Souls innuendo my way ; ~;

Also I always found it amazing that when sexy souls comes up, nobody used the gotthard. Always found that weird considering it can be split into gott hard. Sadly I am terrible ta jokes so couldn't do it myself :<

i've still never seen a single joke involving the gotthard twinswords,yet every time i see them or the name i instantly split it into "got hard"

i guess its just such an easy,low-hanging fruit that no-one wants to pick it