Why are all katana users so edgy?

[SkyRocker909]

I guess everyone who leves up their dex is a "talking maggot", like Papa Giant used to say.

[zero hope >:(]

If you are a cute anime girl supposed to fight an ancient evil god, but you got misincarnated as a fat russian suburban salesman with no superpowers at all - i bet you would become edgy too

[SkyRocker909]

Originally posted by zero ambition:

If you are a cute anime girl supposed to fight an ancient evil god, but you got misincarnated as a fat russian suburban salesman with no superpowers at all - i bet you would become edgy too

Damn, that's evil.

[Forest]

Cuz KATANAS the post child of "bad ass swordsman l33t uber cool".

No I like katanas as much as the next guy but you wanna show your ♥♥♥♥ and prove it's bigger use a greatsword.

A big giant heavy sharp deadly rip N tear greatsword.

"That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large hunk of Iron."

[Merilirem]

Originally posted by Forest:

Cuz KATANAS the post child of "bad ass swordsman l33t uber cool".

No I like katanas as much as the next guy but you wanna show your ♥♥♥♥ and prove it's bigger use a greatsword.

A big giant heavy sharp deadly rip N tear greatsword.

"That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large hunk of Iron."

What...no "mah ♥♥♥♥" joke?

I am dissapoint.

[Forest]

Originally posted by Merilirem:

Originally posted by Forest:

Cuz KATANAS the post child of "bad ass swordsman l33t uber cool".

No I like katanas as much as the next guy but you wanna show your ♥♥♥♥ and prove it's bigger use a greatsword.

A big giant heavy sharp deadly rip N tear greatsword.

"That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large hunk of Iron."

What...no "mah ♥♥♥♥" joke?

I am dissapoint.

Ma ♥♥♥♥ is bigger than your ♥♥♥♥ !

[Merilirem]

Originally posted by Forest:

Originally posted by Merilirem:

What...no "mah ♥♥♥♥" joke?

I am dissapoint.

Ma ♥♥♥♥ is bigger than your ♥♥♥♥ !

If this thread has taught us anything its that size doesn't matter, what matters is edge.

[Artek [General]]

Because of this i want to make like the most friendly character ever and be as little edgy as possible with a katana.
Just happy-go-lucky guy who does By My Sword, Rejoice and Jump for Joy all the time

[Hanki]

Originally posted by Merilirem:

Originally posted by Forest:

Ma ♥♥♥♥ is bigger than your ♥♥♥♥ !

If this thread has taught us anything its that size doesn't matter, what matters is edge.

B-but I use hammers

[Gameo]

You don't know what edgy katana users are unless you've played DS2 PvP a lot

[SkyRocker909]

Originally posted by Gameo:

You don't know what edgy katana users are unless you've played DS2 PvP a lot

*Dark Souls 2 PVP flashback intensifies* Oh.... the horror... ;_;

[Artek [General]]

Originally posted by SkyRocker909:

*Dark Souls 2 PVP flashback intensifies* Oh.... the horror... ;_;

My only Dark Souls 2 PvP memories are:

- fighting a full Havel and almost beating him (i think we ended up killing each other, can't remember my weapon... Sunlight sword?)

- fighting a guy who i can't even remember by what i remember is that i got him by R1 spamming my sunlight straight sword and he rolled sideways behind me and like my sword just scratched the hitbox of his butt and that was the hit that killed him. I feel bad about that one.

- being invaded by some buckler shenanigan who parried and oneshot me, thankfuly i runned from him for like 5 minutes to reach the next bonfire near which he killed me on my own terms (i'm not giving up those souls, you butthole)

- being invaded by some guy while going upstairs to meet the Great Dragon or whatever he was and ah... We had quiet the duel. I don't remember who won though, at all. I think he ambushed me like a d*ck and everything after that is just a blur of Dragon Form shenanigans

[Someone]

I always level up dex but only because I dont like strength weapons it just feels all the time like I would smash a rock into the ground for hours but dex weapons feel like real weapons for my but the problem is that katanas are very good dex weapons and that all people whoever watched 1 time an anime think that they are a badasses that can take on 4 enemies at the same time which they can not and kill everyone without taking an hit which they also cant

And after 100 times of trying they throw alll their honor away and just spam R1 and drink estus till they win

Dont judge a an entire stat because of some edgy users
-Sincerely a dex user

[Hanki]

My DS2 flashbacks are invading as a blue 2 havel monsters dualwielding the poison whips 5 times in a row

[SkyRocker909]

Originally posted by Hank J.:

havel monsters

Gives me the willies... Ach, It just does nae seem quite right.

[Gameo]

Havel tryhards are no better in DS3, they're still Havel tryhards all the same.
I laugh at them hysterically when I see them for being so pathetic, I wish they could hear me.