"My Friend Brian's Huge Joocy Azz" was a perfect name for the game that told the potentional customer everything he needed to know about the product.

What's cracking C4B. You mentioned weapons changing hands. I've come up with a boss system that I think will fit into your game. The name is literally called basterd Sword - well - make the swords literal basterds. You should add weapons as NPC's that gain XP. They earn XP until killed. Insult the player, help them etc. Can only level up when they change hands. I.e another goblin kills them. Past a certain level the weapon should talk. This is how you can dynamically create bosses. Instead of the goblin...

Will the player be eco friendly by recycling goblins into food?

Game seems SOO fun. I just wish it was like an MMO, so i can dunk on all of you losers. love youuuuu

Just glad you're here. Can't wait. Honestly don't really care if we just get a sloppy bugfest, but this makes the dream feel so real.