How long before the game is banned because....

[DeadSlash]

Some dumb kid hops the railing at the zoo, throws a steak at a Lion and says "Shhhh Shhhh" before being mauled?

[Don Cool]

How long before the game becomes hyped because the kid actually succeeds? :-D

[Skeptik]

Never, There is a disclaimer in the beginning of the game, that defers any actions taken against Ubisoft.

[DeadSlash]

Originally posted by Puggles:

Never, There is a disclaimer in the beginning of the game, that defers any actions taken against Ubisoft.

lol, is there? I thought it was just about seziures.
It sucks that we live in a world where people have actually to be told "You cannot tame a lion by shushing it."

[Knoxx212]

Shhhhh shhhh

[Crix]

Just be sure to record it

[HunterKiller]

That wouldn't be the games' fault, anyway. The blame goes to the parents for not regulating the type off games their kids play.

[GM Pax]

Originally posted by DeadSlash:

[...] kid [...]

The game is Rated M. Kids shouldn't be playing it. End of story.

[DeadSlash]

Originally posted by GM Pax:

Originally posted by DeadSlash:

[...] kid [...]

The game is Rated M. Kids shouldn't be playing it. End of story.

Right, because that stops them....

[DeadSlash]

I would donate 1k to Ubi if the twitter reply was "The young man did not say 'Oo Har Har' after feeding the lion. This is a critical step in the taming process."

[Chop]

Wait, you can't do that?? thanks for ruining my next trip to the zoo...

[GM Pax]

Originally posted by DeadSlash:

Originally posted by GM Pax:

The game is Rated M. Kids shouldn't be playing it. End of story.

Right, because that stops them....

Irrelevant. The fact that it is rated M, and is not supposed to be sold to minors, shields the maker from all liability that might arise from "some kid" doing something stupid. These putative parents literally would not have standing to file a suit in the first place.

[Broekloos]

Natural selection, if a kid is stupid enough to die from that it was bound to happen sooner or later and were better of. To many stupid people kept alive now a days..

[DeadSlash]

Originally posted by CarelessWhisper:

Natural selection, if a kid is stupid enough to die from that it was bound to happen sooner or later and were better of. To many stupid people kept alive now a days..

Oh, I agree.

Originally posted by GM Pax:

Originally posted by DeadSlash:

Right, because that stops them....

Irrelevant. The fact that it is rated M, and is not supposed to be sold to minors, shields the maker from all liability that might arise from "some kid" doing something stupid. These putative parents literally would not have standing to file a suit in the first place.

But that isn't how the world works, even if they couldn't file suit, the "outrage" about violent video games turning our children into killers and idiots is enough to get it removed from the game.

Keep in mind this post is a joke....


BUT if it did happen, I don't care if they were 18 or not, if a kid or young man tried to tame a lion based on a video game tactic he saw, the fallout would be a media field day.Not to mention Congress has been out to get games for years. Who knows what laws would be insta passed after that debacle.

[gmccabe01]

If the person was dumb enough to do something he/she saw in a game, they deserve
everything that happens, at the very least they should be stopprd from breeding.

[DeadJukez | TTV]

Originally posted by DeadSlash:

I would donate 1k to Ubi if the twitter reply was "The young man did not say 'Oo Har Har' after feeding the lion. This is a critical step in the taming process."

I laughed harder than I should've at this