Zote's Precepts - Improved

[Pynid]

I want people to share their wisdom. Say one of your own precepts.

[Perseus]

By wisdom, do you mean "actual wisdom" or "i don't know what you mean by 'actual wisdom', Zote wisdom is true wisdom"?

[Pynid]

I mean sarcastically so make them as stupid as possible

[Perseus]

-Don't waste your time healing. Instead, you should avoid getting hit in the first place.

-Furthermore, you can also avoid losing time from dodging by not needing to dodge. You can do this by not being where you enemy tries to attack you.

[zero hope >:(]

- Strike your enemy until it dies

[babuk.fracal]

-Don't believe in magic, spells are a myth invented by lunatics.

[wojti225]

-Revive every person you kill and kill every person you revive. Never kill a person you haven't killed before.

[Darkmatter_51]

- Don't lose your battles, instead simply win them

[Darkmatter_51]

Also - If you don't want to fight an enemy, simply kill them before you fight them

[cardvark61]

When given a choice between two evils, turn back around and leave the way you came.

[roymaster45]

You cannot be mugged if you do not carry any money on your person.

[Decaying Braincells]

Trust noone. Especially not spikes on a roof.

[Decaying Braincells]

oh, by the way

[Decaying Braincells]

Kill your godamn shade. I know you have one somehwhere in deepnest or kingdoms edge and you gotta kill your freakin shade

[buckles.williamson]

Leave Zote to die
try not to scream against hornet

[interrobang]

If it has orange eyes, it must die