Best Pawn Quotes

[Black Hammer]

With or without context.

"This path leads left." He failed his course in land navigation.

"Dried fish are a local staple." The starting town is repeatedly described as a fishing village, there are no fields of any kind nearby, and the beach is strewn with drying racks. Dried fish might just be a thing.

"Tis a troubling foe." After taking damage from falling off a building.

[korax]

I had a hired Mage pawn ask me, "What? You need my help AGAIN?", before healing me when I was barely injured. Made me want to slap her.

[Diogo C.]

"Not a single breeze blows through..."

[Jork]

After throwing a Pawn into someone's kitchen in Cassardis

"...a heady aroma..."

Pawn stands back up, as if revived by the scent

[falcon0din]

«What a large tree»
«It hates fire!»
«You'll never hit them swinging blindly!» -- ♥♥♥♥ you stupid pawn

[Sebine]

Originally posted by Black Hammer:

"Tis a troubling foe."

Well if I could kill the air to help you, I would.

[zadymek]

Upon completion of Lost Faith
"Mission complete"

[necronut]

(insert plural mob name here) "ill like fire!"

We know! Nothing likes being set aflame... literally nothing!

[CEPHY]

Friend's level 147 mage pawn, had the floor wiped with her by some grim goblins in the post game everfall.

"That was hardly a warm up".

[Sebine]

Originally posted by Chintellectual Imp:

Nothing likes being set aflame... literally nothing!

Fire Elementals love being set on fire

Thank god there aren't any in DD:DA

[zadymek]

Originally posted by Sebine:

Fire Elementals love being set on fire

Thank god there aren't any in DD:DA

But there are Hellhounds.
...and they also love to be set on fire.

BTW When Pawns talk about ill liking fire it usually means enemy will start to panick, roll or sumthn when on fire. Many enemies can be set on fire but not many give a s#it ;)

[Sebine]

Originally posted by zadymek:

Many enemies can be set on fire but not many give a s#it ;)

Cyclops.

>Am braindead
>>Am on fire
>>>Dis is fine

Stupid f*cking cyclops.

[zadymek]

Originally posted by Sebine:

Cyclops.
>Am braindead
>>Am on fire
>>>Dis is fine
Stupid f*cking cyclops.

And ox, and bandit, and gargoyle, and undead, and ogre, and wyvern, and cockatrice, and...

[Gandalph56]

Got a new one the other day.......

"So you've made a mistake or three, I won't hold it against you."

[Annika]

Guess i'll be the one to say it but"wolfs hunt in packs"

[Karathrax]

"So many beds."

30 seconds later:

"I hope my performance pleased you, Arisen."