Make RNG threads great again!

[Kill'em ALL]

Coming back after a long hiatus (feels good to be back!) I am surprised and disheartened to see that there was a grand total of mere 6 RNG threads this year. 6! Not even 2 a month!

Originally posted by Mark Hanna:

You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.

By now they are part of the local folklore, a tradition, an old friend returning once again, as you know he always will. They should be cherished and nurtured, not cut short before they can fully bloom!

I hereby petition to the Power That Be that the RNG threads be allowed to live and prosper in all their flamey glory. Please leave them unlocked!
Not this one, though. Not enough tears in the OP :3

[gvandinteren]

https://imgur.com/a/RccIVc7

Try and beat that freak of RNG

A 1 in 50,000 triple headshot

[Santo]

Oh, come on *facepalm*

PS: Welcome back!

[Kill'em ALL]

Originally posted by gvandinteren:

A 1 in 50,000 triple headshot

A clear evidence that the RNG is rigged IMO, but I bet that someone is going to come up with an excuse such as "large enough number of typewiters" or somesuch nonsense.

Originally posted by Santo:

*facepalm*

Ah-ha! The Evil Tyrant himself showed up, no doubt to silence those who wish to fight for Truth (as well as Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love, and a Hard-Boiled Egg)!
Haaai :3

[danOwar]

Rngesus is my lord and savior... hail and glory to him! Kill my brothers before I learn their names, that lowers the pain loosing them. I live in peace and prosperty, Rngesus teaches me the harsh truth about real life, only one thing is for sure, nothing is for sure!
Keep your heads on, otherwise it rains in your throat... ;)

[bunies]

mods run in crazy quick and close them down cuz they scared

[w.f.schepel]

Originally posted by gvandinteren:

https://imgur.com/a/RccIVc7

Try and beat that freak of RNG

A 1 in 50,000 triple headshot

Wow, that is something to behold!

[Kill'em ALL]

Originally posted by bunies:

mods run in crazy quick and close them down cuz they scared

That's right, you tell Them! They want to silence us because The Man is always scared of The Truth, but they cannot cover it up forever and The People will know what's really up soon enough. Follow me for more dirty secrets that the Big Indie doesn't want you to know!

[Pek]

"No one expected him to win!" ;_;
...Until he did. That's the power of RNG right there!
Well, that or the blue necromancers failed to summon enough wiedergangers.

[tez3me]

in the nature of the thread i will say my 2h hammer adventurous noble did roll 1 twice in a row from a goblin doing puncture,i think its moments like these that trigger most ppl.fortunately the gobbo didnt live thru the next hammer swing to boast about it ;D