I almost wish I was single so I could filter new love interests by bringing them home and showing them this game and gauging their reaction

I highly recommend it. It's funny, surreal, and just a ton of fun. Great puzzles revolving around rhythm and tone, and exploring almost always yields rewards. I've spent a bit over 3 hours on it and got the normal ending, and I know there's 2 more left to discover. Also, don't sleep on this game's demo: the scenario is wholly unique, with its own map, characters, lore, puzzles, and even achievements! If you combine the demo experience with the full game, you're looking at approximately 8-10 hours of content depending on how good you are at exploration and music puzzles. That's a great value for the low asking price. It's a great time.

I wasn't prepared for this game. Rather than trying to beat it, I recommend that you give in to the insanity. It's funny and beautiful and poignant and stupid. Take me away.