Lore question

[perico2palotes]

Ok, I'm going to admit I've lost a lot of sleep over this one, so to all CH lorehounds out there:
Who do you reckon would win in a whack-a-mole contest: Tsuchi or Skogur?
I know Tsuchi has a strong bond with earth, but the size of Skogur's hammer... OMG
Discuss.

[perico2palotes]

Originally posted by Froggy Fraggelnos:

As the primary goal of whack-a-mole is to whack em, not uproot them completely. I'd say that Skogur has the better chance.

Hmmhmm... you've got a point indeed, but let's assume Tsuchi is going straight for the kill. Wouldn't Tsuchi's foreknowledge of the moles' location give him an edge over Skogur's vastly superior DPS?

[perico2palotes]

So we've got to factor in the duration of the contest as well. Omg as if this wasn't complex enough.
Alright, unless someone can provide further lore/insight I'm going to bet on Skogur as well.

[76561198302058840]

1) Skogurs hammer can hit the entire board at once, hitting whacking multiple moles at each whack.

2) Attacks pr second is the same for each hero, the frame rate of the current universe in its current state.

3) DPS is irrelevant. Moles only have 1 hp. If you whack them, you whack them.

Since only pt 1) favors anyone, i put all my billion trillion gogols on Skogur as well. (Yeah, I know I'm poor. I had to look these guys up on the wiki)

Edit: I forgot something.

4) Foreknowledge. Well it seems every dps hero has that, if you observe the game. The monsters start taking damage the same frame as they appear, regardless of your hero setup. So once again a null point.

[perico2palotes]

Originally posted by Dentarthurdent:

1) Skogurs hammer can hit the entire board at once, hitting whacking multiple moles at each whack.

So we need to consider board size as well... I'm going nuts :(

[mitchm]

I bet Gog's watching this thread thinking "Why ain't nobody talkin' about me?"

[Moon Flower]

Originally posted by mitchm:

I bet Gog's watching this thread thinking "Why ain't nobody talkin' about me?"

I was just going to say Gog laughs at everyone because he got four arms.
Then Ponyboy smacks that puny hero with his four arms.
Oh, wait, look at those outsiders, they all have so many tentacles.

[perico2palotes]

Originally posted by Moon Flower:

Originally posted by mitchm:

I bet Gog's watching this thread thinking "Why ain't nobody talkin' about me?"

I was just going to say Gog laughs at everyone because he got four arms.
Then Ponyboy smacks that puny hero with his four arms.
Oh, wait, look at those outsiders, they all have so many tentacles.

Poor boy Gog
#GiveGogaHug