Race Insults.

[Tram]

(Clickbaity eh?) anyway once all the races/fleets have been added, what will be your main fleet and what good insults/rp speech towards the other races? (note Tau learn that "we fight for the greater good!" is weaksauce and will be answered by death from our gauss weaponry )

[UlyssesASL]

well, you should consider a thing that you can see part of the post by just hovering your mouse over the post, so not a really good bait. good try, though

I'll probably play imperium / space marine. yay

[Tram]

Originally posted by UlyssesASL:

well, you should consider a thing that you can see part of the post by just hovering your mouse over the post, so not a really good bait. good try, though

I'll probably play imperium / space marine. yay

Can I have an "at least you tried" please?

[Kadaeux]

Tau: "Yes we suck at close combat. Shame you'll never get there."
Chaos: "I f**ked your mum." *Enemy* "She's dead." "I know."
Orks: "Yer a Git!"
Imperial Navy: "Come traitors and Xenos, we have enough firepower for everyone, maybe more than enough for you."
Space Marines: "Was that a speedbump?"
Dark Eldar: "Surrender and I promise not to take you alive."
Adeptus Mechanicus: "A power socket gets more action than you do."
Rogue Trader: "Ooh, spare scrap to sell!"
Inquisition: "Why are we here? The Navy can handle this. Oh, and Exterminatus"
Necrons: "I'm pressing the I win button now."
Tyranids: *Crunching/Munching sounds audible.*

[UlyssesASL]

Originally posted by TarmSpräckarn:

Originally posted by UlyssesASL:

well, you should consider a thing that you can see part of the post by just hovering your mouse over the post, so not a really good bait. good try, though

I'll probably play imperium / space marine. yay

Can I have an "at least you tried" please?

k.
At least you tried :)

[kknd]

Well call me old fashioned but I prefer the Imperial Navy. So...

Imperial Navy: "Oh look, more rebels. You do realize we have the entire Imperium behind us? Not that we need it."

Tau: "Wow. I think thats a measurable fraction of your full tonnage! I just got these ships together at the last minute."

Chaos: "Your faith is flawed and our victory will stand testament of that fact."

Orks: "I didn't say your ships should be hauling garbage idiot, I said they should be hauled away as garbage."

Space Marines: "The Astarties are many things, but it is not the Angels of Death who rule the heavens. It is the Imperial Navy that guards The God-Emperor's realm in the stars. Let us show you why."

Any Eldar: "Xenos scum, weaned on arrogance and assured of victory. If your psychic powers were truly useful, you would have run while you had the chance."

Adeptus Mechanius: "Hypocrits! Our ships are the ultimate expression of the Omnisiaah's
power, but you come to damage and destroy them, and you dare call us the ones in the wrong?"

Rouge Trader: "Your Writ is not immunity from The God-Emperor's judgement, nor will whatever foul xenos technology you might have save you from your fate. If your crew had a shread of honor or sense, they would kill you and surrender those ships to us rather then be butchered."

Inquisition: "You are above any law, but no one is above the judgement of The God-Emperor In these spaces between the stars we are his insturment!"

Tyranids: "Xenos beasts approach. All their might upon the ground is as nothing before the blessed forces of the Imperial Navy. Our guns will shatter them, our lances burn them from the heavens like the insects they are. Their 'hive mind' will have it's shadow in the warp burned away by the fires of our melta torpedoes. There is no planet to feast upon here in the void, only the Navy that will throw them back into the dark from whence they came."

Necrons: "Their ships are more advanced and they do not know fear or doubt. Some ask. 'How can we hope to win?'. I answer simply. They know no fear, but they still know a losing battle and flee from it. We will show them why their time is so long past."

One might notice the Tyranid and Necron ones are more addressed to the men of our ships then the enemy. There's no point in attempting to communicate with mindless insects, and well... "I do not take the time to speak with the dead."

[Tram]

As a Necron player it would be a force led by an overlord

IN: "The ones that worship a dead man comes in their tombs *Deep inhale* Good."

Tau: "Your Greater good is weak. As are YOU."

Chaos: "Kill them, Exterminate the Realm of Souls worshipers"

Orks: "Death has come for you vermin"

Eldar: "The end has come Eldar, We will finish what we started, Like we did to your masters"

Space Marines: "Join your Emperor. In death."

Tyranids: "...."


Adeptus Mechanicus: "You dont know your god...But we do."

[evilestkhan]

Colonial marine battle group.

hudson.. 'eat this' & 'ah you want some ave it'!

ripley.. 'take of from site and nuke from orbit... only way to be sure'

hicks.. 'farro imediate dust off, we'll nuke from orbit..:P only way to be sure.'