Navy SEAL copypasta: BMRF edition.

[Vess]

On a rail...

Marine 1: So who is this guy, Freeman?

Marine 2: They say he was at Ground Zero.

Marine 1: Science team?

Marine 2: Yeah.

Marine 1: ♥♥♥♥. So... You think he was responsible? Sabotage, maybe?

Marine 2: Yeah... Maybe... All I know for sure is that he's been killin' marines.

Marine 1: Oh yeah, he'll pay. He will definitely pay.

Freeman: What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥ing say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I've been involved in numerous secret experiments at Black Mesa, and I have written over 300 research papers about quantum mechanics. I am a trained professional and I'm the top physicist in the sector C test labs. You are nothing to me but just another bunch of atoms and sub-atomic particles. I will ♥♥♥♥ing disintegrate you with power the likes of which has never seen before outside of the optronics labs, mark my ♥♥♥♥ing words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me? Think again, ♥♥♥♥er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of scientists across the BMRF and your miserable containment plan will be halted so you better prepare for the portal storm, maggot. The portal storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥ing dead, grunt, I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my crowbar. Not only am I extensively trained in material handling in the sector C test labs, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the BMRF and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ♥♥♥ off the face of New Mexico, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unscientific retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ science all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥ing dead, marine.

[Vess]

Why censorship, WHY!?

[Doctor Freeman]

"I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands."

how about instead of "bare hands" put "crowbar":P. not sure if that would work better. Nice job tho

[Vess]

Thanks, I didn't think about that one, haha. I "fixed" it. :p

[Dawi-Zhar/Shanks]

I dont get this at all

[Vess]

Well, it's just another version of the Navy SEAL copypasta, but it looks awful with all the censored words.