R6 jokes.

[Flamingo]

What does echo say before sex?

Why do it yourself when robots do it better

What does rook say before dinner?

Pass those plates around

What does smoke say while spying on his neighbors?

My beauties are in position

What does jackal say when talking to his brother?

You remind me of my brother

Oh, wait...




Why does Rook always carry a pack of condoms?
Because it's ALWAYS time for some serious protection.

Why does Mute love music?
He's a constant Jammer

What did Thatcher do when he heard his girlfriend went blind?
Fookin' lase'd her sights.

What Operator loves eating wood?
Termite.

Why is Montagne gay?
He wants everyone to be behind him

Why won't Ela ever throw out a clock?
NO TIME TO WASTE.

Why would Mira be a good girlfriend for Sledge?
Because she loves home improvement

[FON]

Shoot yourself. smileyface

[Nox]

Sometimes I wish blitz was real to destroy ppl that create these threads

[NIKFS]

Originally posted by Sayori:

Sometimes I wish blitz was real to destroy ppl that create these threads

I mean, his shield isnt real in the way its depicted ingame, but i do recall having seen shields with integrated lights to blind people with being tested, unsure if any ctu ever bought one or if they even went into production though, after all why bother if you can have another guy throw in a flash the old fashioned way?

[NIKFS]

Then again... They also made the r8 8shot revolver for shield operators aince it doesnt have a slide to bump into a shield... Disregarding the fact that blow forward operation exists and would be perfect for shield users since it throws the slide forward, recoil is a ♥♥♥♥♥ though but it would mean more than 8shots for the guy having the most unfavorable position

[Uncle Sam]

Originally posted by Sayori:

Sometimes I wish blitz was real to destroy ppl that create these threads

Actually it's real kinda:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5I25GqsZjk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4uZ27BkPUQ

[Gaming Gamer]

Originally posted by Guro:

What does echo say before sex?

Why do it yourself when robots do it better

What does rook say before dinner?

Pass those plates around

What does smoke say while spying on his neighbors?

My beauties are in position

What does jackal say when talking to his brother?

You remind me of my brother

Oh, wait...




Why does Rook always carry a pack of condoms?
Because it's ALWAYS time for some serious protection.

Why does Mute love music?
He's a constant Jammer

What did Thatcher do when he heard his girlfriend went blind?
Fookin' lase'd her sights.

What Operator loves eating wood?
Termite.

Why is Montagne gay?
He wants everyone to be behind him

Why won't Ela ever throw out a clock?
NO TIME TO WASTE.

Why would Mira be a good girlfriend for Sledge?
Because she loves home improvement

Not bad. doesn't make me chuckle but it's not bad

[~Frostbite~]

What do you call a badly codenamed Jew? Ash

[NIKFS]

Originally posted by Mr.Foster(Wolf):

Originally posted by Sayori:

Sometimes I wish blitz was real to destroy ppl that create these threads

Actually it's real kinda:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5I25GqsZjk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4uZ27BkPUQ

yeah but thats someone recreating it, not it actually being produced i mean that guy also made a semifunctional lightsaber but that doesnt mean lightsabers like in star wars exist yet

[Charlie Brown]

good good