Best pick up line ever.

[Microhawk ZDOGG]

Just walk up to a girl, even if she hates your guts, look her deep in her eyes, and say, "Baby, you are the ACOG to my Pocket-Sniper."
Instant sex no matter where you are, guaranteed.

[sad]

What if she mains Ash?

[Microhawk ZDOGG]

Originally posted by WokAn'Roll:

What if she mains Ash?

Oh ♥♥♥♥, plot foiled

[zabloing III]

You got the moves like Jäger

[haslettbrian]

Let me blitz your heart bby, you'll be glaz that I did. It won't take a high IQ to see that I'll sledge that romance thirst you're craving. I'll smoke the competition, and show you a Montagne (French for mountain I believe) of love

[Killbuzz]

SUCK MY BIG PEE PEE

[Cam]

I want to be the one to breach that reinforced wall you put up and free you of your insecurities, Ma.

[Killbuzz]

SUCK MY BALLS! MY FAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NUTS!

[Rodi]

LMG, MOUNTED AND READY

[Vash]

Implying that anyone within this forum will ever talk to a girl IRL.
Hell, not even online.