5 AM The prequel: The readable version (Credit to Piemations)

[WhiteHouse440]

BEFORE you start screaming to me, I DID get this from a video. Good day people.

*Nightguard pulls down camera tablet and sees Toy Bonnie in vent, And just as Toy Bonnie walks in, the nightguard puts on the mask*

Toy Bonnie: Heyyyy, Freddy!

Nightguard: Aha, H-Hey Bonnie!

Toy Bonnie: Have you seen the nightguard? Hes not wearing his costume again...

Nightguard: Haha, pssh. Well, you know him.

Toy Bonnie: Yeah... But we'll find him eventually. Its just been difficult with that spare freddy head that hes been wearing...

Nightguard: well, as you can see, Hes no where around here, So... why dont you go look elsewhere?

Foxy (distant): NIGHTGUARD! IM GONNA KICK YOUR ♥♥♥!

*Foxy dives at nightguard, nightguard flashes light on foxys face, burning his eyes*

Foxy: ARGHH! ♥♥♥♥ing- AH!

Toy Bonnie: Wait, you saw the nightguard?

Foxy: Aye, thats the nightguard right there!

*Toy Bonnie examines nightguard*

Toy Bonnie: No, thats just freddy.

Foxy: No! hes doing that thing with the... spare freddy head again. You know, Messin with your facial scanners.

*nightguard flashes light in foxy's face*

Foxy: AHHH, Dammit! If hes freddy, why does he keep flashing that wretched flashlight in my face!?

Toy Bonnie: Well, your obviously scaring him.

Foxy: SCARING him?!

*nightguard flashes light in Foxy's face again*

Foxy: Dammit! If you don't stop that, I'm gonna gouge your eyes out!

Toy Bonnie: FOXY! Calm down!

Foxy: NO! I'm the only one in this damn place that can see through that disguise! Balloon Boy, back me up here!

Balloon Boy: I don't really care if hes freddy, I'm just trying to get my hands on his sweet, succulent, Double A batteries!

*nightguard steps back a little*

Foxy: Ive had enough of this! *aims a flintlock pistol at nightguard* Show them your the nightguard!!!

Bonnie: Ehh, that pistol is a prop.

Foxy: *growls* You know what? Wheres freddy? There cant be two freddys, right? FREDDY?

Freddy: Yo.

Foxy: Well, now we got TWO freddys in the room.

Toy Bonnie: Cool!

Foxy: *facepalm* Bonnie, Oh my GOD, I will slap you!

Freddy: Wait, whats going on here?

Toy Bonnie: We're looking for the nightguard.

Foxy: HE IS THE NIGHTGUARD!!!!

Freddy: Hmmmm... I'm pretty sure thats freddy.

Foxy: Oh, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, YOU'RE FREDDY!

*Freddy starts walking away*

Foxy: Where are you going???

Freddy: (musically) ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥ I'm out.

Toy Bonnie: Uhhh... I don't get whats confusing.

Foxy: Bonnie, Listen, Oh wait, what time is it?

*Mangle appears*

Mangle: Hey fellas!

Foxy: Oi, Mangle! what time is it?

Mangle: It's about 5:59.

Foxy: 5:59?!?!?!?!?! *Rips mask off of nightguards face* IT BE THE NIGHTGUARD!
Toy Bonnie: The nightguard?!
Freddy: The nightguard?!
Balloon Boy: Batteries!

*Nightguard puts mask back on*

Nightguard: No! no! Guys, im freddy, you know that!

*Foxy dives at nightguard, Just before Foxy reaches him, It turns 6:00*

Nightguard: Night shift is over! *vomits*

If you want to, Post your version in the comments below! AND DONT HATE!

[ChaosConvexum]

Soooo I didn't read it all because I already saw the video, but tell me, did you just post the lines you heard in there or you changed something or...?

[Erick]

So, what's the point of this thread if there's necessarily nothing to discuss, especially since many of us already seen the video of the same guy who made the Meet The Amazing TF2 Team series?

[Mgd Man]

This is piemations... WTF DID YOU JUST WRITE IT FOR?!

[WhiteHouse440]

Originally posted by Bonnielicious:

Soooo I didn't read it all because I already saw the video, but tell me, did you just post the lines you heard in there or you changed something or...?

Originally posted by erickt123:

So, what's the point of this thread if there's necessarily nothing to discuss, especially since many of us already seen the video of the same guy who made the Meet The Amazing TF2 Team series?

Originally posted by rankedradar:

This is piemations... WTF DID YOU JUST WRITE IT FOR?!

Did you NOT read the end and/or the beginning? Before you start hating, READ THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POST, OKAY! Jeez, I hate it when people do that...

[ChaosConvexum]

Originally posted by WhiteHouse440:

Did you NOT read the end and/or the beginning? Before you start hating, READ THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POST, OKAY! Jeez, I hate it when people do that...

Before you show everybody just how mature you are, you might want to read ours instead of assuming we're here to hate. I'll dumb those three posts down for you:

Originally posted by Bonnielicious:

Soooo I didn't read it all because I already saw the video, but tell me, did you just post the lines you heard in there or you changed something or...?

Here I was stating I hadn't read the whole post, and since in the end you talk about "posting your version" I was asking you if the post had edited lines instead of the same ones taken from the video. It was a question. Not hate. If you can't discern between those two things, you need help.

Originally posted by erickt123:

So, what's the point of this thread if there's necessarily nothing to discuss, especially since many of us already seen the video of the same guy who made the Meet The Amazing TF2 Team series?

This good man is questioning why a "discussion" had been made over nothing to discuss. Sure, freedom of speech, nobody's stopping you from making threads like this one, but he was genuinely curious as for why you'd post the transcript here while the video has been posted on another thread already and thus there's no need for this thread to exist.

Originally posted by rankedradar:

This is piemations... WTF DID YOU JUST WRITE IT FOR?!

Probably just as dumbfounded as erickt and I.

None of these posts was hate. Search up some definitions on hating, because you apparently have no idea what it is.

[CeSium]

This is why you shouldn't be on the internet if you're under 9, or mentally handicapped.

[WhiteHouse440]

I love it how every time I post something, I get bombarded with other people's stupid thoughts and opinions. If you don't have anything good to say, Then don't say it, people. Now, I might be a hypocrite when I say that, Cause I hate A LOT, But, Just stop. All you do is make me laugh. Besides, I just posted this for a little entertainment, Why can't people accept that? All everyone does when they do this is make me die of laughter. So stop. Please. I ask you nicely.

[WhiteHouse440]

Originally posted by ThePlagued:

Originally posted by WhiteHouse440:

I might be a hypocrite when I say that, Cause I hate A LOT, But, Just stop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4BbxV3iJg8

Was a YouTube video really nessesary?

[Erick]

Originally posted by WhiteHouse440:

Originally posted by ThePlagued:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4BbxV3iJg8

Was a YouTube video really nessesary?

To prove a point towards your lack of maturity. After all, these are the discussions, not a roleplaying site or "I'm bored" site with absolutely no direction to go with, please contribute through other methods, because otherwise, there's no need to make a "readable version" of a video many of us already seen.

[WhiteHouse440]

Originally posted by erickt123:

Originally posted by WhiteHouse440:

Was a YouTube video really nessesary?

To prove a point towards your lack of maturity. After all, these are the discussions, not a roleplaying site or "I'm bored" site with absolutely no direction to go with, please contribute through other methods, because otherwise, there's no need to make a "readable version" of a video many of us already seen.

Guess what? I don't give a ♥♥♥♥, so ♥♥♥♥ off.

[ChaosConvexum]

Originally posted by WhiteHouse440:

Guess what? I don't give a ♥♥♥♥, so ♥♥♥♥ off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i6rFjNQUwE
SHOTS FIRED! I REPEAT! SHOTS FIRED! TAKE COVER!

[WhiteHouse440]

Originally posted by Bonnielicious:

Originally posted by WhiteHouse440:

Guess what? I don't give a ♥♥♥♥, so ♥♥♥♥ off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i6rFjNQUwE
SHOTS FIRED! I REPEAT! SHOTS FIRED! TAKE COVER!

You are such a dumbass...

[idk]

Originally posted by WhiteHouse440:

Originally posted by erickt123:

To prove a point towards your lack of maturity. After all, these are the discussions, not a roleplaying site or "I'm bored" site with absolutely no direction to go with, please contribute through other methods, because otherwise, there's no need to make a "readable version" of a video many of us already seen.

Guess what? I don't give a ♥♥♥♥, so ♥♥♥♥ off.

Hopefully this will calm you down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ood3teygwh8

[CeSium]

Originally posted by WhiteHouse440:

Originally posted by erickt123:

To prove a point towards your lack of maturity. After all, these are the discussions, not a roleplaying site or "I'm bored" site with absolutely no direction to go with, please contribute through other methods, because otherwise, there's no need to make a "readable version" of a video many of us already seen.

Guess what? I don't give a ♥♥♥♥, so ♥♥♥♥ off.

If you don't give a ♥♥♥♥, why don't you change the topic instead of bringing it up?

[WhiteHouse440]

Originally posted by Weirdness:

Originally posted by WhiteHouse440:

Guess what? I don't give a ♥♥♥♥, so ♥♥♥♥ off.

Hopefully this will calm you down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ood3teygwh8

I'm pretty sure thats what YOU need, Idiot.