All hail The Dodorex

[ThatWildWestStuff]

I speak for our prophet The Dodorex, you need to open your heart and your mind to The Dodorex and it will carry you to The Promised Land, to glorious salvation, The Dodorex will cure this world of sin, the first step is accepting The Dodo as a friend, then The Dodorex will look opon you as worthy, the other steps will become clear when you take the path for yourself, please you must spread the word of The Dodorex, for the sake of mankind.

[Chaser the Tiny Hippo]

*server crashes from trying to load all the potatoes*

[M.R. Smith]

*is first one back on server*

*glances around for other people*

*spawns in 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 dodos*

*server chrashes again*

[Chaser the Tiny Hippo]

*annoyed at how long the server has been down*

[M.R. Smith]

*logs back onto server*

*goes to pick up rock*

*accidentally picks up one of the many dodo eggs carpeting the ground*

*dodos swarm me*

*curls up in a little ball*

*gets mauled to death by furious dodos*

*looses entire inventory of TEK items and element*

*tries not to cry*

*cries a lot*

[comically large ukulele]

*logs onto server*

*pukes out tek parts*


I saved it for you.

[M.R. Smith]

Thank you.

[Chaser the Tiny Hippo]

One time I saw a dodo and a rex.

[comically large ukulele]

I saw a rex and a dodo once

[Kami]

one time i saw a spino

[comically large ukulele]

one time i saw 483848848448488484848484848484884848484884 level 150 spinos in one biome

[Chaser the Tiny Hippo]

Someone either flew, swam, or walked up to me and said "lol the dodorex sux" and then flew, swam, or ran away at light speed. I'm not really sure which.
I couldn't catch him because I'm not light, but I did take a picture of it. Can anyone help me find this heretic?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1495408779

[Chaser the Tiny Hippo]

Also my camera sucks so the picture is kinda broken.

[xxkaikaifilu]

Usually broken pictures aren't literally torn into fragments

[Chaser the Tiny Hippo]

Yea but my camera is unusual

[Chaser the Tiny Hippo]

unusually bad anyway