This game has ruined my life

[EQOAnostalgia]

So i like... totally saw that Angry Joe guys video right... and i like totally bought this game. Tshhh i can't even run the game above like 100fps on my supermegaawesome rig with like a titan x and 600ghz processor...

Wtf kind of crap is this? I mean you think you can just like... like launch a game on EA with it all... like EA?! What the hell man!? So i'm totally going to complain about it and leave a bad review! I mean, like... cmon man! You want to charge people to like alpha test your game it shouldn't have bugs, like i mean what's with that black screen ya know?

So like... can you stop patching it? Because i'm so totally sick of downloading patches... i mean i know you want to fix the game but who the hell do you think you are man? I totally have school in the morning! My life has been ruined, and i had this sweet raptor tames right... and i came back on and everything like totally got wiped... what the hell man!!! WHAT THE HELL!?

People like to say my generation is like... totally self absorbed and bratty, but like... when we pay for something it should work amirite? Like... like i want a refund brah!

[Jorja]

i was about to explode. then i actully read.

BUT YOU ARE RIGHT, PEOPLE NEED TO FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT FPS

I MEN WHY RLSE A GAME IN EA IF IT DOESNT HAVE THE BEST OPTIMAZTION ?!?!?!?!

WHAT A JKKEEEE......

lol.

lovin the game so far xD

[EQOAnostalgia]

Yeah the game is amazeballs. These QQ threads just make me chuckle.

[Dontarius Jakson]

rofl this is the best. describes the retarded gaming community with EA games. i hate people who play games

[Jorja]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Misled | mlg.tv:

r i hate people who play games

say wot again. lmao.

[Tatsumasa]

Yes, let's show how mature we are by sarcastically posting the same thing people are actually posting.

This just serves to add more useless trash to the forum, essentially feeding the fire servicing the people this is meant to satirize.

If your house was burning down, would you sarcastically pour gasoline on it... no, post something positive on the forum if you want to lower the amount of this crap.

[EQOAnostalgia]

Yeah, gamers are the most entitled A-holes ever. I can be the same way with AAA games but pretty much never with EA unless they launch with a train wreck that's barely a game just arranged assets like Jimquisition mentions in his EA rules video.

[The_Lion_Turtle]

These threads are just as annoying and space wasting as the actual complaint threads.

[EQOAnostalgia]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Tatsumasa:

Yes, let's show how mature we are by sarcastically posting the same thing people are actually posting.

This just serves to add more useless trash to the forum, essentially feeding the fire servicing the people this is meant to satirize.

If your house was burning down, would you sarcastically pour gasoline on it... no, post something positive on the forum if you want to lower the amount of this crap.

:PainH:

So wait... you are QQing about my satire about QQ... that's brilliant!!! Why didn't i think of this!? I could have saved an entire thread spot for something more constructive omg...

[Jorja]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Tatsumasa:

Yes, let's show how mature we are by sarcastically posting the same thing people are actually posting.

This just serves to add more useless trash to the forum, essentially feeding the fire servicing the people this is meant to satirize.

If your house was burning down, would you sarcastically pour gasoline on it... no, post something positive on the forum if you want to lower the amount of this crap.

:PainH:

I gotta say.... wisdom man.

good post xD i got it now! it's all clear to me.....

[EQOAnostalgia]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von The_Lion_Turtle:

These threads are just as annoying and space wasting as the actual complaint threads.

OMG i know, you totally wasted like 30 seconds of your life reading this... i'm so emo right meow!

[metal_ownage]

I think your 600ghz cpu is the problem.

[xLeGatex]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Misled | mlg.tv:

rofl this is the best. describes the retarded gaming community with EA games. i hate people who play games

Katie Katie Katie

[Red Eagle LXIX]

The OP's post is a 100% useless post that is nothing but a crying whine.

At least the people complaining give the developers feedback that there is an issue. This type of post is a 100% waste of space and provides no value to the community or the developers. This post actually hurts and damages the community and the game. This post may discourage feedback, thus damaging the potential of the game and changes that may make the game better. Posts like this are a cancer to the game and the community.

[EQOAnostalgia]

It's funny how the people posting QQ threads are walking into this face first lol.

[Talls]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Tatsumasa:

Yes, let's show how mature we are by sarcastically posting the same thing people are actually posting.

This just serves to add more useless trash to the forum, essentially feeding the fire servicing the people this is meant to satirize.

If your house was burning down, would you sarcastically pour gasoline on it... no, post something positive on the forum if you want to lower the amount of this crap.

:PainH:

If "the house burning down" is the forums being overloaded with useless posts, then you may be correct... On the other hand, I believe this thread was meant to be a mirror to those who are posting this sort of thing seriously.
If 2 people read this thread and thought "yeah, okay I don't need to complain" then it has added 1 thread (with a message) and taken away 2. Then again, the type of people who would post this seriously, are likely not going to understand this type of sarcasm or simply ignore it.
This leads me to the reason why I think a very limited amount of these threads is okay, because the "house burning down" is not the overpopulation of this forum with non-game related threads, it is the mentality of "those people." Is it futile to try? Perhaps, but it does make a point, and it's therapeutic to those who are sick of the shenanigans.