Why did you kill the mating animations?

[MeltedSnowGirl]

Alright, I'm not yet at the level in my single player game that I'm able to breed my dinos safely yet, BUT, I was kinda hoping to do this during my Extra Life marathon.

I even have the 70's porn music queued up on my Foobar to provide a sexy, sultry soundtrack...but no...you guys killed the animations..

I THE LULZ, I needed the lulz to break up the monotony now I need to come up with something else...

*sigh*

[Dr Cyanide]

Dinoporn we needs this.

[ɸ It That Dwells ɸ]

If anyone gets off to pixelated dinos doing the humpty dumpty, then I will be very surprised.

[MeltedSnowGirl]

Originally posted by ɸ Mianethroza ɸ:

If anyone gets off to pixelated dinos doing the humpty dumpty, then I will be very surprised.

Bro... go to Amazon. Dino Erotica is a real thing.

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=Dinosaur+erotica

[Dr Cyanide]

my ... word. er.

[ɸ It That Dwells ɸ]

Originally posted by BWC MeltedSnowGirl:

Originally posted by ɸ Mianethroza ɸ:

If anyone gets off to pixelated dinos doing the humpty dumpty, then I will be very surprised.

Bro... go to Amazon. Dino Erotica is a real thing.

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=Dinosaur+erotica

But.. this... what...
... No.
Someone needs to drop a Phiomia stuffed with C4 in those authors' bases.

[Arrngrim]

What they really need to fix is the damn wandering while mating...I feel like a perv sitting there spamming "Whistle All Stop" while watching the mating bar. Wait, I am a perv so my point is irrelevant. Bottom line, fix wandering while doing the horizontal polka.

[Dr Cyanide]

Citter sex will solve wandering

[👀nɐMelɐK]

If you are refering to the "sex animations in the devkit" video ; those where fake.

[Nimrod Zero]

who says they were fake or that they wont be in game ? all i ever saw from the devs is that this is the first test stage for breeding.. v219.0 * Creature Breeding & Babies First Pass! Yes, they grow dynamically in real-time!

[SilvaDreams]

Originally posted by Nimrod-Zero:

who says they were fake or that they wont be in game ? all i ever saw from the devs is that this is the first test stage for breeding.. v219.0 * Creature Breeding & Babies First Pass! Yes, they grow dynamically in real-time!

It was a joke... *facepalms* Do you really think they'd put in those hilarious bad animations which were all poses a human would do.

[Xyberviri]

Those were added in by a user with the UDK. the developers never removed them since they never were in to begin with.

this may come as a shocker but the ark guys didn't create the engine they are using, were not talking about Arma here.

[MeltedSnowGirl]

Originally posted by Arrngrim:

What they really need to fix is the damn wandering while mating...I feel like a perv sitting there spamming "Whistle All Stop" while watching the mating bar. Wait, I am a perv so my point is irrelevant. Bottom line, fix wandering while doing the horizontal polka.

Fences? I dunno I say put the happy couple in a honeymoon suite and let them happily bone until they're satiated?

[DrathDragoon33]

I don't think they ever made mating animations. There was a thread about it, but I'm pretty sure that was a mod.