ARK: Survival Evolved

ARK: Survival Evolved

Witty / Punny dinosaur names
1. Triceratops named "Trike Uspid".

2. Parasaur named "Hot Lips Houlihan".

3. Later, to go along with "Raptor Jesus" (species redacted, it's kind of obvious), I had a pteranodon named "The Virgin Ptery" and a trike named "Holy Trinity".

How about your witty/punny names?
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Ivan the Pterable

not mine.. but thought it was genius
These are not puns or joke names, but heyho.

My two Rexes = Switcher and Emmy (80's movie bonus points for getting the reference)
Trike = Bertha
Frog = Wartsworth
All White Argent = Falcor
Green and red Ptera = Paulie (movie referance)
Sabre = Battlecat/Cringer
All white wolf = Ghost (roll eyes)
Bigfoot = Susan
Raptor = Jon Snow (previous raptors, neddard and rob stark)
Doed = Bally
I have a group of Dilos

Margaret Thatcher, Angela Merkel, Imelda Marcos, Regis Philbin and Kathy Lee Gifford, Zsa Zsa Gabour and other Political douchebags.

Scorpions such as Janet Reno, and Henry Kissinger

I have Raptors Mother Theresa etc

I have Anky Joanie and Chachi Pinky Tuxedero (Arthur Fonzerelli soon)

Turtles Claude Lemieux (Hockey idiot) Roseanne Barr and other fat women.

I have Bill Clinton renamed to Bill Clintonsaurus and of course his egg laying ♥♥♥♥♥ Hillary.

Parasaur Jar Jar

Gator Judge Judy and Steve Irwin

Mammoth Raymond (Ray Romano)

Doed Mick Jagger (A rolling stone collector) and Joan Jett

We are starting to breed dodos with massive attack power such as "Psycho Killer" etc to protect our base hehe
Neme eredeti hozzászólása:
TheNakedBanana eredeti hozzászólása:
I dunno about witty or punny but I have a frog named "More tongue 4 your fun", a Rex named Get Rext, and a saber named My Little Pwny.

I'm stealing "More tongue for your fun" :steamhappy:

Lol :D :spazwinky:
T-rex named Rexy and I know it
5 Dilos named Iron Man, Thor, The incredible Hulk, Black widdow, and Captain America
Quetzal named Big-Bird
quetzal named tweety
I name all my anklyos flint eastwood
Sarcs
female = Allie-Gator
male = Ollie-Gator

Rex's
Mr T
Ms T
Wreckit Rex
Legutóbb szerkesztette: jhulett; 2015. okt. 8., 12:01
My southern base is guarded by Tyrannosaurus Mex, or T-Mex
a Dilo named Rudy Giuliani
my stego is called sybian
My first two animals I ever tamed were two dodos.
Taekwondodo and Judodo. You will be missed.
Flötenwurm eredeti hozzászólása:
My first two animals I ever tamed were two dodos.
Taekwondodo and Judodo. You will be missed.

Aww, I love it! And they could have a brother called Kendodo! :D
I've got a few worthies, some of them arent funny or punny, but whatever.

Two mate boosted spinos: Bahamut and Tiamat
Megalodons: Tuna Turner and Holy Mackerel
Sabertooth: Lelantos (Greek Titan of Air and the skill of stalking your prey)
Argentavis: Hatchetface (he liked to stick his head in the way while i was harvesting)
My pair of racing parasaurs: Lambo and Porsche
Plesio: Holy Diver

And then my boats (got a few since i'm on herbi island):
Iron Sanctum (metal fully-equipped houseboat), Charon's Crossing (barge to/from mainland for land dinos), The Scurvy Cur (second houseboat, for my brother), and The Fur Surfer (combo barge/house for snow biome fur hunting. barge portion is a 3x3 for a saber).
I lost my monkey...turns out it I forgot to turn off follow...2 real life days later, she was found bobbing in place over a water cave.

Re-named her to Ms. Swimmian
Legutóbb szerkesztette: Marstil; 2015. okt. 8., 12:57
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