ARK: Survival Evolved

ARK: Survival Evolved

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Sussy Jul 3, 2021 @ 2:43am
i want a no poop mod lol
the title said it all ... im so tired of my toon acting all civilized an then crapping on my living room floor , i mean wtf , and beyond that , its like a bowling ball people A BOWLING BALL , like plz get that checked , an the sound , my god , its like someone fisting a mayonaise jar or something , i mean yea sure everybody poops i get it , but we dont ALL crap our pants or just play it as it lies in our living room... why god... why..?
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𝔇ave Jul 3, 2021 @ 3:10am 
wait.. you don't crap on your living room floor?

*rolls eyes*

Sussy Jul 3, 2021 @ 3:32am 
on the contrary sir , by default in ark we all crap on the floor , im simply hoping to break the habit someday
123 (Banned) Jul 3, 2021 @ 3:36am 
spot on with the sound lol
Mutare Jul 3, 2021 @ 6:28am 
You need poop for fertilizer and explosives. Just make a bunch of poop troughs and fill them with Thatch. I f you use Mods there are a few that collect poo and thatch and for you. If you turn down the poo settings it will also turn down the egg settings . At least it used to.
123 (Banned) Jul 3, 2021 @ 6:30am 
Phiomia+stimberries= mayo jar orchestra lol.
𝔇ave Jul 3, 2021 @ 6:31am 
Originally posted by 123:
Phiomia+stimberries= mayo jar orchestra lol.

Sadly this sort of thing has already been done..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfuQIbjPmCA&ab_channel=AJCallaway
123 (Banned) Jul 3, 2021 @ 6:36am 
Originally posted by 𝔇ave:
Originally posted by 123:
Phiomia+stimberries= mayo jar orchestra lol.

Sadly this sort of thing has already been done..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfuQIbjPmCA&ab_channel=AJCallaway

ROFL, gotta love the sound of farming!
Zac's Dad Jul 3, 2021 @ 8:17am 
Most of us realize there is a 'poop interval' slider that determines how long it is between urges to defecate. Turn that number all the way up and your guy and the animals will become constipated and not need to go very often. Then as 123 stated just get a pig and start feeding him mass stimberries. He will provide all the material you will need for your compost bins.

Have you noticed your pig''s food stat temporarily goes down when he mass defecates?
( His belly is less full )

I take it a step further and level my pig's FOOD stat every time. The food stat is how much your animal / yourself can hold in its tummy. So with a fat pig and plenty of stimberries I would say my pig can make a extra big mess all over the barn when I tell him to..

By using this method you don't need to run around and constantly collect material for your compost bins.

Works for me.
Last edited by Zac's Dad; Jul 3, 2021 @ 8:18am
Sussy Jul 3, 2021 @ 10:06am 
haha nice... to be honest i havent messed with single player settings , never played single player , but on nitrado ive yet to see a poop slider.. lol ... this convo .. however im sure i could maybe change other multipliers to get that result , i just didnt want side affects , i just dont dont want my toon to run around pooping mid convo and on my friends rafts etc
Sussy Jul 3, 2021 @ 10:08am 
and omg the mayo fisting... haha
Akhira Arts Jul 3, 2021 @ 10:24am 
i mean you could use the toilet XD its in game for a reason
jippan51 Jul 3, 2021 @ 10:36am 
ko hi
123 (Banned) Jul 3, 2021 @ 10:38am 
Originally posted by lilstraywolf:
i mean you could use the toilet XD its in game for a reason

in over 3,000 hours i think i only built one toilet and that was when it was first released lol.
Sussy Jul 3, 2021 @ 11:35am 
ya , outhouses are so...dirty... id almost rather just crap my pants at that point
Charcharodonto Jul 3, 2021 @ 1:59pm 
Just a side note, your food bar turns grey when you are ready to poop.

Just walk outside, find a nice bush. unequip pants. press + And there ya go!

Until you stand inside and your shoulder pet leaves one behind
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Date Posted: Jul 3, 2021 @ 2:43am
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