Where are the chickens?

[The Nameless]

The chicken is Rexy's closest living relative, so why isn't it in ARK?

[Seftak]

Well there is the tickle chickens....

[The Nameless]

Originally posted by Seftak:

Well there is the tickle chickens....

No there isn't.

[Rotiart]

Originally posted by The Nameless:

Originally posted by Seftak:

Well there is the tickle chickens....

No there isn't.

There absolutely are

[The Nameless]

Originally posted by Rotiart:

Originally posted by The Nameless:

No there isn't.

There absolutely are

Then what do you mean by "tickle chickens"? Because I never heard of them.

[Seftak]

Oh you will see when they tickle you.

[The Nameless]

Originally posted by Seftak:

Oh you will see when they tickle you.

I looked it up. I don't really think the therizinosaurus can tickle you with those claws, and it doesn't actually count as a chicken.

[Seftak]

Yes they can, press C and you can tickle other players.

[𝔇ave]

why would there be chickens anyway? that's like going back to The Garden of Eden and expecting Eminem to be there.

[The Nameless]

Originally posted by 𝔇ave:

why would there be chickens anyway? that's like going back to The Garden of Eden and expecting Eminem to be there.

There are sheep.

Originally posted by Seftak:

Yes they can, press C and you can tickle other players.

I thought that was the bite.

[Seftak]

Originally posted by The Nameless:

Originally posted by 𝔇ave:

why would there be chickens anyway? that's like going back to The Garden of Eden and expecting Eminem to be there.

There are sheep.

Originally posted by Seftak:

Yes they can, press C and you can tickle other players.

I thought that was the bite.

Eden never existed and i don't remember what control doea what. This whole post is a joke....

[The Nameless]

Originally posted by Seftak:

Originally posted by The Nameless:

There are sheep.

I thought that was the bite.

Eden never existed and i don't remember what control doea what. This whole post is a joke....

Hey! Chickens are no joke! I mean look at the damn things, they run like something right out of Jurassic Park! They should totally be in ARK. Except they should be twelve feet tall, rideable, and say 'WARK!'

You want a joke? Here's a joke. A Final Fantasy joke.

Why do Chocobos vote Democrat?

They don't want to wark.

[CorruptedChaos]

There's a mod for that, and the chickens in it are really well done.

[retsam1]

Originally posted by The Nameless:

The chicken is Rexy's closest living relative, so why isn't it in ARK?

For the same reason Neanderthals are not in Ark.

Let that cook your ancestral noodle.

[Robbers THE1975]

it good 88

[Shahadem]

You just explained why chickens aren't in Ark. Chickens did not evolve contemporaneously with rexes.