ARK: Survival Evolved

ARK: Survival Evolved

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Greybeard Sep 28, 2017 @ 8:31am
I Need Coffee
I just accidentally ate my Parasaur's poop.

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The Pixelman Sep 28, 2017 @ 8:37am 
Sounds like you could do with some Kopi Luwak coffee, it should be right up your alley!
Yaka Sep 28, 2017 @ 9:14am 
: - D
FuzzyAnimator Sep 28, 2017 @ 9:17am 
Originally posted by C̴o͢rr̷u̢p҉tèd͝:
Sounds like you could do with some Kopi Luwak coffee, it should be right up your alley!
"The coffee up your alley after it's been down someone else's."
Dooks Sep 28, 2017 @ 10:05am 
Originally posted by FuzzyAnimator:
Originally posted by C̴o͢rr̷u̢p҉tèd͝:
Sounds like you could do with some Kopi Luwak coffee, it should be right up your alley!
"The coffee up your alley after it's been down someone else's."
the circle of life/caffeine :):):)
Yaka Sep 28, 2017 @ 10:51am 
I don't wanna know what else he is doing with his parasaur :D
Greybeard Sep 28, 2017 @ 10:52am 
Penelope is my only friend. I use to have a volley ball named Wilson. But he left the tribe.
Greybeard Sep 28, 2017 @ 10:53am 
Originally posted by Ostseekrabbe:
I don't wanna know what else he is doing with his parasaur :D

Inappropriate.
The Pixelman Sep 28, 2017 @ 7:04pm 
Wilson does like to travel. I heard he started off on one island, and has been going around the globe since. Adventurous little bugger, I'll let you know if I see him.
Greybeard Sep 28, 2017 @ 7:51pm 
Yes, he's very metropolitan. Tell him he left his favorite sweater.
BoredTrekkie Sep 28, 2017 @ 8:04pm 
"accidentally"
Boomer Sep 28, 2017 @ 8:10pm 
Yeah when the new UI came along and i was still getting used to it. I had collected a bunch of large poops and opened up the compost inventory and held down E instead of T ... I was dead 30 seconds later xD no amount of cooked meat could save me from that meal.
Greybeard Sep 28, 2017 @ 8:12pm 
Cause of death -- poop O.D.
NGCaliber Sep 28, 2017 @ 8:26pm 
Coffee - sweet

Giant Bee Honey - 3
Medium Sized Poop - 1
Stimberries - 20

Results FoodDrink
Health Stamina Food Water Weight
Values 7.95 19.98 14.75 -26.89 0.39
Dooks Sep 29, 2017 @ 2:32am 
one lump or two?
Ghost Sep 29, 2017 @ 7:18am 
I jate it when that happens#!
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Date Posted: Sep 28, 2017 @ 8:31am
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