ARK: Survival Evolved

ARK: Survival Evolved

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NGCaliber Mar 16, 2017 @ 9:31am
Why haven't I ever thought of this? SQUIRREL!!!
Seriously... why do we not have a giant squirrel in the game? Before you say we don't need anymore dinos, here me out. It would be a fast creature that can do leaps, latch onto trees, climb really fast, and even leap tree to tree. It can even be a flying squirrel. Add a new item to the game, NUTS!, for food or crafting and the only way to harvest them is from trees with this new squirrel. It wouldn't be meant as a fighter pet, but more of a get out of a fight while gathering pet. It can have the big fluffy tail too!
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g0rml3ss Mar 16, 2017 @ 9:33am 
Must be named Scratch and carry an Acorn with the added option to try to plant Acorn , signaling the start of the World End cycle.

Or for the more entertaining side of things.

We should be allowed to use them as messengers / couriers to neighbouring tribes / alliance members.

They should require only coffee or beer, which you give it would determine it's delivery service style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1lYo7gXuhg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q
Last edited by g0rml3ss; Mar 16, 2017 @ 9:38am
NGCaliber Mar 16, 2017 @ 9:35am 
lol
JDaremo Fireheart Mar 16, 2017 @ 9:36am 
Originally posted by g0rml3ss:
Must be named Scratch and carry an Acorn with the added option to try to plant Acorn , signaling the start of the World End cycle.
OMG, that would be hillarious on extinction servers.
NGCaliber Mar 16, 2017 @ 9:53am 
The act of running your squirrel past an enemy base causes all of their wolves and other pets to start barking/roaring and then running off after them.
tmora2 Mar 16, 2017 @ 9:58am 
And the flying ones should wear little leather fighter pilot hats and goggles and come with a best friend moose.
NGCaliber Mar 16, 2017 @ 10:06am 
Originally posted by tmora2:
And the flying ones should wear little leather fighter pilot hats and goggles and come with a best friend moose.
I swore you were going to say they should have feathers cause all prehistoric creatures need more fancy feathers.
g0rml3ss Mar 16, 2017 @ 10:11am 
Originally posted by tmora2:
And the flying ones should wear little leather fighter pilot hats and goggles and come with a best friend moose.

takes me back to my childhood lol
tmora2 Mar 16, 2017 @ 2:15pm 
Originally posted by g0rml3ss:
Originally posted by tmora2:
And the flying ones should wear little leather fighter pilot hats and goggles and come with a best friend moose.

takes me back to my childhood lol
I know......I really dated myself there.........all the youngsters are like "Wait.....goggles, moose.....What?!?"
DarthaNyan Mar 16, 2017 @ 2:18pm 
Originally posted by NGCaliber:
It would be a fast creature that can do leaps, latch onto trees, climb really fast, and even leap tree to tree.
Thylacoleo, that is by coincidence a marsupial.
tmora2 Mar 16, 2017 @ 2:20pm 
Originally posted by DarthaNyan:
Originally posted by NGCaliber:
It would be a fast creature that can do leaps, latch onto trees, climb really fast, and even leap tree to tree.
Thylacoleo, that is by coincidence a marsupial.
Yep....It just so happens I have one named Rocky.......again, all the kids are like "Whaaaaaaaat?!?"
NGCaliber Mar 16, 2017 @ 2:25pm 
see the question is, when you say the words "moose and squirrel" what kind of accent are you using?
tmora2 Mar 16, 2017 @ 2:33pm 
Originally posted by NGCaliber:
see the question is, when you say the words "moose and squirrel" what kind of accent are you using?
It's actually "Moooose....und Sqvirl".
Lazarus {FATE} Mar 16, 2017 @ 3:14pm 
Might need Dudley on the case to figure this out.
Vesuvius Mar 16, 2017 @ 3:55pm 
Sssssh.... Secret Squirrel. o.o
g0rml3ss Mar 16, 2017 @ 5:22pm 
Rocky & Bullwinkle :)

There aged myself too lol
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Date Posted: Mar 16, 2017 @ 9:31am
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