Clan Stereotypes?

[Ashina]

Insert any funny things that makes it easy to learn the clans in Shogun 2(Minor and Major Clans)

[Ashina]

"Don't Fucl< With Me, I have the Power of Farms and Ashigaru on my side, RAAAAAA"
~Every Oda Players

[THEDOSSBOSS]

Originally posted by Ashina:

"Don't Fucl< With Me, I have the Power of Farms and Ashigaru on my side, RAAAAAA"
~Every Oda Players

+1
"Please don't destroy us, all we got is boats"
~ mori players

[THEDOSSBOSS]

"Oh, what nice stable settlements you got there. It'd be a shame if someone were to... start a discussion on religion"
~ otomo and ikko ikki

[Ashina]

Oda Nobuhide: "Hello There"
Saito Dosan: "Oda Nobuhi-"
Oda Nobuhide: *Captures Mino only by himself and 39 of his Umamawari(Oda Clan Bodyguards, Literally just Hatamoto, but the Oda can do what they want)*

In the Start of the Game(Easy-Normal Probably), the Oda Players can just go and Capture Mino with Oda Nobuhide Alone(Escorted with 1 Unit of Ashigaru if you're not so sure), since The Saito only have 1 Daimyo and 1 Bow Ashigaru at start.

[Ashina]

"Betrayal Need To Be Well Planned"
~Hisahide Matsunaga(The Daimyo Who Killed the Ashikaga Shogun, Joined the Oda, even though all of the Oda Retainer is still suspicious of him, and actually the most Loyal of all the Oda General)/Every Tokugawa Players

[DanWon]

tokugawa-Turn 1 oh ♥♥♥♥, turn 2 GG

[Naomi]

look at my useless matchlock ashigarus. ( meanwhile get´s torn to shreds)
~Otomo earlygame

look at my european friends ( your Daymio gets shot by 3 portuguese Units simultaneously at once eventhough you are winning and your honorless ashigaru start running away.What a shamefull display.

~every clan vs. Otomo lategame

[Priximus]

"Gotta go fast!"

~Takeda

[Ashina]

"Get the fucl< out of my room, I'm playing Trade Ships"
~Noob-Casual Shimazu Player

[Teutonic Ritterin]

"Do what you want cus the Oda lives free, you're the Oda!"
*200 Long Yari Ashigaru strapping the longspear on his waist, wailing it like a super long pe pe*
https://youtu.be/pMhfbLRoGEw?t=3s

[Voltronjeremy]

"When we eventually get down there, you're all gonna be sorry!"
-Date turtle samurai

"Wololo" -Ikko Ikki

[Dbug113]

Originally posted by THEDOSSBOSS:

Originally posted by Ashina:

"Don't Fucl< With Me, I have the Power of Farms and Ashigaru on my side, RAAAAAA"
~Every Oda Players

+1
"Please don't destroy us, all we got is boats"
~ mori players

as a mori main i can confirm but our soldiers are just as strong as others.

"welp, that did NOT go as planned"
Ouchi after getting shrekt because their invasion of Kyushu explodes in their faces. (idk why but they seem to go full blitz and get their arse kicked every time)



edits: began playing again and figured out clan/island names so i fixed them

Originally posted by Ashina:

"Get the fucl< out of my room, I'm playing Trade Ships"
~Noob-Casual Shimazu Player

no thats mori, get your trade ship spammers straight

[THEDOSSBOSS]

Originally posted by Dbug113:

Originally posted by THEDOSSBOSS:

+1
"Please don't destroy us, all we got is boats"
~ mori players

as a mori main i can confirm but our soldiers are just as strong as others.

"welp, that did NOT go as planned"
Ouchi after getting shrekt because their invasion of Kyushu explodes in their faces. (idk why but they seem to go full blitz and get their arse kicked every time)



edits: began playing again and figured out clan/island names so i fixed them

Originally posted by Ashina:

"Get the fucl< out of my room, I'm playing Trade Ships"
~Noob-Casual Shimazu Player

no thats mori, get your trade ship spammers straight

Shimazu are nearest to the trade nodes. They are the trade ship spammers. Mori are general ship spammers

[Dbug113]

Originally posted by THEDOSSBOSS:

Originally posted by Dbug113:

as a mori main i can confirm but our soldiers are just as strong as others.

"welp, that did NOT go as planned"
Ouchi after getting shrekt because their invasion of Kyushu explodes in their faces. (idk why but they seem to go full blitz and get their arse kicked every time)



edits: began playing again and figured out clan/island names so i fixed them






no thats mori, get your trade ship spammers straight

Shimazu are nearest to the trade nodes. They are the trade ship spammers. Mori are general ship spammers

not the way i play it :>
*continues to build the words largest trade ship fleet*
edit to make me look like less of a fool: trade ships are decent at bording which is my primary tactic, most of the time they are supported by bunes

[Pharaoh]

"oh those soldiers are just on vaction"-hattori