Runners! 🎺🎺

Gather 'round and behold your soon-to-be-favorite Minions, commanded by the almighty TorcherR (our generous and benevolent Master) to broadcast TorchR Runners: Demastered. We've been ordered to play the game for your entertainment—and by "play," we mean flail, fail, and generally make fools of ourselves.

Our Master calls this “training,” but let’s be honest: it feels a lot like public humiliation. Yes, we can see the chat, and we’ll answer your questions as best we can. Just don’t expect us to speak—it’s a workday, and TorcherR doesn’t allow screaming in the office (which, for the record, is a basement). We’re professionals. Kind of.

And hey, if you don’t have friends (or enemies) to play with and want to experience the chaos firsthand—rather than just laughing at our suffering—you can join our 💬 Discord [discord.gg]and hop into a game with us. Misery loves company, after all. 😈😈

Otherwise, grab your snacks, fire up the chat, and enjoy the spectacle. We’re here for your amusement, whether we like it or not.

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🕒 Event Details:
📅 Broadcast Schedule: Every day during the festival
⏰ Time: 2 PM – 4 PM CET
📍 Where to Watch: Our Store Page
🔗 Discord Invite: http://🔗 Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/WWpFqHBN

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Long live Master TorcherR.
(Please send help)

Minions, rejoice! Master TorcherR has graciously allowed us to fix things (after much yelling). Behold the results of our scurrying!

• "ADD MENU! Runners love options!"
• A shiny new menu has been added for graphics, sound, and even starting a new game.
  
• (Pro tip: Press ESC mid-game—no more excuses to slack off!)
  
  
• "LOADING SCREENS NEED QUOTES!"
• Inspirational (or terrifying) words of wisdom from our Master now grace the loading screens.
  
• Read them. Fear them. Love them.
  
  
• "ENDGAME SCREEN FOR LOSERS!"
• Whether you fail or succeed, a fancy new endgame screen awaits.
  
  
• “ADD EVIL MIST! Make everything scarier!”
• A sinister fog now blankets the world, creeping into every corner.
  
• You can’t hide. You won’t escape. But it does look cool, right?
  
  
• “MORE HORROR! MORE FEAR!”
• The game is darker, scarier, and 100% more likely to make you regret playing it.
  
• Don’t blame us—we just do what we’re told.

• Added countless creepy sounds for that extra "atmosphere."
  
• Fixed breathing sounds!
  
• Low sanity now means your Runner breathes like us after running from the Master.
  
• Buy sanity, and the creepy breathing stops.
  
• (Master says: “Good job. You’re alive. For now.”)
  
• Music now shifts depending on where you are.
  
• We toiled for days perfecting the vibe. Don’t waste it.

• Fixed the respawn curse: No more runners staying dead if they die together.
  
• Fixed pressure plates: They no longer scream endlessly when stepped on.
  
• Fixed greedy coin stashing: No more hoarding 500 coins, you sneaky minions.

• Stabilized multiplayer.
  
• No more sneaky runners joining sessions already in progress.
  
• Fixed lobbies: Lounge without randomly losing sanity or lives.
  
• (We suspect sabotage, but Master forgives none.)

• Added glorious visual effects to amplify the terror.
  
• Fixed textures and map issues where runners could get stuck or fall into the void.
  
• Clients now see the same effects as the host.
  
• (The Master insists on consistency!)

Direct all correspondence to: https://discord.gg/uDrJ5mpM
Master TorcherR demands your input… but only the useful kind.

Signed, The Minions
(Still alive, still working… barely.)