I Am Bread
Critfish Feb 3, 2015 @ 1:57am
I Am Bread non-canon fanmade storyline VERSION 1.1! Updated!
Hello! So, we have a storyline going on in I Am Bread, but I have some amazing ideas for it, and so, here is my extended version of the I Am Bread story.

A man named Mr. Murton was at the therapist explaining his past, mostly focusing on his failed buisness Murton's Merchants, and the subsequent divorce from his wife Barbara. He moved on threatening the council and the local Carpet World. The session ended with him angrily stating that he was going shopping with the intention to eat himself to death. The council employing him as a street cleaner is most likely exasturbating the issue. He may have to accept that right now, things are not going his way. Maybe this shopping trip will take his mind off of things.

Mr. Murton was very distressed throughout the session, he arrived early exclaiming that his house had been broken into, but there were no signs of forced entry and the assailant had only been in the kitchen. He didn't call the police howver, as he thought that this was a work of the council, and they would be in on it. It took 3 subtle hints that his 60 minutes were up before Mr. Murton ended the session.

Mr. Murton was again distressed during this session, he claimed his lounge had now been broken into. He relayed his suspicions and belives the culprit is leaving a message by placing a singular slice of toasted bread in the room. He claims the kitchen had a similar incident but it never stood out to him at the time. He then appeared to be in deep thought for several minutes and left saying he was going to test a new theory that just came to him.

Mr. Murton's condition seems to be deteriorating rapidly, the stress and paranoia are leading to him destroying his own home in what appears to be blackouts, leaving him with no memory of the incidents. His fixation on blaming a slice of toast must be some sort of manifestation of his hate of the council, as the blackouts seem to be occuring as soon as he gets home from work. Going to increase condition to severe. Will now maintain daily sessions for his own safety.

Mr. Murton came in very panicked this morning. He told of his theory that the bread was somehow responsible for the incidents, the then described how he placed the loaf of bread in his bedroom and returned from work to find his bedroom had also been upturned with a singular slice of toast sitting among the mess. He left saying today, his theory would be correct. I know from previous sessions that Mr. Murton's home is not in the best kept condition. I suspect he is experiencing moments of realisation. Regarding this loaf, I'm not entirely sure the meaning behind it. it is clearly not real and I'm having trouble coming to a suitable solution for him. Regardless, I played along and advised that he should throw this loaf out, both physically, and mentally. My hope is that this will allow him to stop blaming his situation on bread and we can move forward with the treatment.

I felt it was important to document today's events despite no official session, as Mr. Murton showed up at my house shouting he wasn't crazy and that it was the bread all along. Clearly unhinged, I quietly told him to leave his car here and come with me to the office for another session. I rang ahead and arranged security to be ready. On the way to the office he described how he'd locked the bread in his bathroom and when he got home a single slice had still managed to make itself to toast, apparently this was all the evidence he needed.

We arrived at the office where I promptly had my men take Mr. Murton to a secure location, it was not safe to have him go home or be left by himself. He was immediately very distressed but mainly because the bin men were arriving tomorrow and the loaf was in a bin in his garage and had to be destroyed. He only calmed down when I promised to take the bins out for him when I drop his car back at home.

I visited Mr. Murton today. Despite his drowsiness from the medication we administered yesterday, we went ahead with the session. He was very adamant that I detail exactly what I saw when I dropped off his car, and if I had seen any slices of toast in the garage. I didn't recall seeing any toast though once I mentioned that some of his appliances were turned on he became very alarmed. I tried to calm him down by mentioning that I did place the bins outside and while I did look at the loaf and it seemed like just an ordinary loaf of bread. He relaxed for a few seconds until I specified I had left the loaf on top of the bins. This sent Mr. Murton into a panic as he lashed out and attempted to escape the room, unfortunately I had to end the session early by calling in security to restrain him.

Mr. Murton came back from work and went to his garden, only to find his garden trashed! He then knew, there is no way to stop it. The bread is unstoppable. He then had an idea on how to get rid of the bread.

He called his friend Nigel Burke and told him to get rid of the bread. Nigel Burke arrived to Mr. Murton's home and said why he needed the bread destroyed. He then had a chat with Nigel and told him every room he left the bread in was trashed, even in the garage after he threw the bread in the bin. Nigel then said he'd take the bread with him to Barnardshire Hospital because he had to perform an eye transplant in half an hour.

Nigel then left the bread in the operating room while he operated. The bread then snuk off and out of room. When Nigel was done with the transplant, he looked behind him at the table and noticed the bread was gone. He then walked outside and saw the bread lying on the pavement. He went to grab it and he then threw it in the bin.

A week later, the bread managed to make it's way out of the trash, only to find out it was too late. The bin was emptied, and the bread fell into the garbage truck. The bread tried to climb out of the truck, but only failed due to more trash getting poured in.

When the truck stopped at the depot, the bread was almost out, only for the truck to be emptied and the bread tumbled out onto a conveyor belt. The bread struggled to get off until it was thrown out onto another conveyor belt, on the metal line. The bread knew that it would be melted down with the metal, and it would be burned rather than toasted. The bread then found a way off of the belt, and flopped out of the depot. The bread then saw the brave new world it had to inhabit. Before the bread could do anything, it was picked up by a dog, and the dog ran away with it. The bread was scared, although the dog didn't know that the bread had crawled through litter boxes, over dirty carpets, tracked trough piles of toenail clippings, dropped in the sink, slipped in puddles of oil, trekked through puddles of blood, been in a garbage truck and stepped on pavement.

The dog then took the bread to the owner's house, and the bread admired the new enviroments and hazards it would have to overcome to fulfil it's dream of becoming toast.

When the dog fell asleep, the bread managed to break free, all soggy, dirty and wounded. The bread then procceded to become toast in this new enviroment. The bread then came across a note that read:

The Therapy Barn: You would never want to leave!
Subject: Mrs. Barbara
Date of Birth: 1934
Mrs. Barbara was telling the us that she saw the story of how a man blamed bread in the newspaper. She was baffled by it, and thought the man was crazy. She then started explaining about here recent divorce with her husband Mr. Murton. She then left saying she loved the council and wanted to do anything to help it.

WORK IN PROGRESS
Last edited by Critfish; Feb 20, 2015 @ 1:40am
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Static10101 Feb 3, 2015 @ 9:57pm 
This was fun to read. Nice work. :smile:
bax Feb 20, 2015 @ 4:43am 
It would be nice to hear a little bit of the bread's perspective! We know that it has some kind of obsession with Mr. Murton, because it keeps toasting itself in hopes to get his attention. It travels long distances in hopes of spreading some jam on itself, just to please that old man. What has happened in that toast's life?? Is it trying to reach its master? Will it eventually meet Mr. Murton's therapist? Too many questions still to be answered, I hope the developers work on this on the next updates.
crispy_dip Sep 22, 2024 @ 9:07pm 
im pretty sure this is the canon story right?
Nov 2, 2024 @ 12:50pm 
Originally posted by crispy_dip:
im pretty sure this is the canon story right?
BRO IT MENTIONS THAT IT ISNT CANON LIKE 20 TIMES LOL
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