Total War: ATTILA

Total War: ATTILA

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WetBread Feb 19, 2015 @ 9:10pm
Overload of illegitimate births
I have 14 illegitimate children in my family line. Is this a glitch or is this just.... something? Anyone else have enough children to fill a bus?
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Mojo.91 Feb 28, 2015 @ 11:59am 
Be glad, im not getting any babies at all.
capriatti Feb 28, 2015 @ 12:01pm 
Wayyy to many illegitimate births. All the leaders are ♥♥♥♥♥♥. It took me 20 turns to have an actual heir after i married my general to another empires daughter. Numbers need balancing!
VoiD Feb 28, 2015 @ 12:09pm 
Yeah they need to increase legit children and decrease bastard chances
JiMMy Feb 28, 2015 @ 1:33pm 
i am currently running and orphanage full of Bas... kids
rory.b.p Feb 28, 2015 @ 1:48pm 
Yes I get a message every 3 odd turns to say another illegitmate child has been born to some village bicycle.
They should add contraceptives to the civil research tree lol, or alternatively if they want to stay historically accurate some civil research that allows us to send the village bicycles to a nunnery or some equivelant somewhere far away from anything with a trouser snake.
Last edited by rory.b.p; Feb 28, 2015 @ 1:48pm
Originally posted by Mojo.91:
Be glad, im not getting any babies at all.

Me neither.




Tons of illegitamate children were really common in those times, especially for higher status people. Did they know them all and have them into their families as this game does? No probably not.
For the game tho, it is a little much that one guy has 36 children as one guy said in a thread not long ago.
amgen9 Mar 1, 2015 @ 4:19am 
See: Robert Baratheon, for all your ♥♥♥♥♥ house baby tips.
WetBread Mar 1, 2015 @ 10:52am 
It's literally every turn, and like 3 a turn. And it's increasing exponentially. I can't even look at the family tree anymore. It's more like a family forest.
DragonSamurai360 Mar 1, 2015 @ 10:59am 
On mine I get 1 illegitamate child every turn in 3 turns I had 3 of them lol.
LeadStarDude Mar 1, 2015 @ 11:03am 
Originally posted by JįммУ:
i am currently running and orphanage full of Bas... kids
LMAO!!! Same here. :D:
Coldsmoke Mar 1, 2015 @ 11:24am 
I wish you could turn anal mode on so they won't reproduce until you're ready.
My one Admiral had 36 bas-tard children. I'm in the 400+ turn rage and probably have over 100 bas-tard statesmen/generals/governors/admirals. Yes there needs to be balance.
Originally posted by Ghost:
Originally posted by Mojo.91:
Be glad, im not getting any babies at all.

Me neither.




Tons of illegitamate children were really common in those times, especially for higher status people. Did they know them all and have them into their families as this game does? No probably not.
For the game tho, it is a little much that one guy has 36 children as one guy said in a thread not long ago.
Yeah Ghost that was me! lol! It's gotten so much worse now that the Bas-tards are having Bas-tards. Ugh!!!!
I went on a run last night of my king's second son having 10+ illegitimate children, which ended when he started having a large number of legitimate children. I'm thinking when they get to ten years old, i'll just give all the kids weapons and have them fight each other for their legitimacy.
WetBread Mar 6, 2015 @ 7:04pm 
I've started implementing the Hunger Games for the amusement of other nations. We're on the 57th right now.
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Date Posted: Feb 19, 2015 @ 9:10pm
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