The phrase its just a game is such a weak mindset

Best game I have ever played.
Buy this game now

ok ok so two bears were walking into the club with a clown preforming and one said does this smell funny to you

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This game is harder than dark souls. If you are not a VERY EXPERIENCED gamer you have no chance of even getting past the tutorial. It is truly a transcendent experience and a rite of passage to becoming a true gamer. If you want to beat this game you will need to be a man of focus, commitment, and sheer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will. You will need to eat, sleep, and ♥♥♥♥ this game. You cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comprehend the absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pro-gaming ability you will need in order to accomplish anything in this game. This game will tear you apart and build you back up. This game will make you laugh and cry, it will anger you and it may even arouse you. This game is an absolute must-have for anyone serious about gaming.

G-Force has changed the way I think about life, before purchasing this game I was a hard-core racist, I never found myself going outside to see grass, I had never felt the warm embrace of a woman, after purchasing this life-changing game, it made me think deeply. This game has revolutionized my thoughts, I am no longer a raging racist. I attribute this to the character Mooch. The character Mooch is an open-minded loveable character, Mooch's character provokes so much emotion, during my 3rd speedrun attempt, I broke into tears, seeing such a small creature have a massive impact on the game like that, makes me so happy, it shows that the little man still has a shot at making it big. It shows that no matter who you are you can do anything you put your mind to. Mooch has inspired me in so many ways, sometimes at night, I will sit at my desk, staring at pictures of Mooch he gives me inspiration he gives me the willpower to do what I want to do. Mooch has been there for me when no one else was. When I first purchased this game, I hated the thought of touching the grass, I hated the thought of an outside world. This game has shown me that there is more to life than just games, there is a whole new life outside. Although since buying this game I have been diagnosed with Insomnia, Bi-Polar Depression 2, Schizophrenia, as well as a host of physical illnesses, like partial paralysis in my lower body. Aside from that, my mind has never felt better, I feel mentally aware and feel as if I am ready to take on the world. Sometimes at night, I think about how I can achieve greatness and how I can leave my mark on this world, and that is by playing this game that is by finishing this amazing game. As one of my good friends once said "The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't.", This game showed me that I don't have to suppress my thoughts I don't have to act like a normal person I can be who I am. This game has changed my life for the better, I still hope one day I will be able to feel the warm embrace of a woman.

Who tf put a hentai tag on this?!

walter

This basically happened to me, verbatim.

-Mike