Portal Stories: Mel

Portal Stories: Mel

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All hands down. The voice actor for cave johnson arn't cutting it for me. (intro cave that is)
You truly can't simply just replace J. K. Simmons as cave freaking johnson.

There is only one true voice of the founder and CEO of Aperture Science echoing across the entire multiverse.
And that voice comes from no other then Jonathan Kimble Simmons himself.

The "I-want-pictures-of-Spiderman!!" Jonathan Kimble Simmons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPG3eDTy-yo

Because it turns out, the likelihood of J. K. Simmons being the only cave who likes talking to test subjects was a bit higher then zero after all. Seeing that this cave sounds so unsure of himself.

I would want a portal played throught out the 50s,60s,70s with cave as the main protagonist sooo freaking bad!
Where we would test out some of the other freakishly experiments as well, and not only the portal technology.

Like the time travel tec

Or the Mutant tec

Or the turning blood into gasoline laser for the heck of it!.

Or messing with the multiverse portal machine without they knowing it and while also ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off the other caves.

"There are at least six extra-dimensional testers here now, and to be honest, they're not even really testing anymore. They just all portaled in, made a human pyramid, ate my lunch and portaled out."‎
Last edited by General Nuclear; Jan 4, 2020 @ 10:59am
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🍪 Anna  [developer] Jan 5, 2020 @ 5:48am 
Unfortunately, as a mod team with $0,- budget, we couldn't hire J.K. Simmons to record us some more voicelines. :D:
General Nuclear Jan 5, 2020 @ 10:04am 
Originally posted by 🍪 Anna:
Unfortunately, as a mod team with $0,- budget, we couldn't hire J.K. Simmons to record us some more voicelines. :D:

Have you tried to simply ask him, just for the heck of it?

Other famous celebrities have showed up for weirder things, including the queen of england for some random couples wedding. simply because they asked and also probably because there was cake.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/guest-honour-queen-leaves-couple-685253

By the way i am not sure if cake will motivate J. K. Simmons after he became a body builder, But its worth a try.

Ironically enough now he is only missing being a war hero and a astronaut then he got all it takes to become the ultimate test subject himself.
Last edited by General Nuclear; Jan 5, 2020 @ 10:16am
[DFB]LaserShark Jan 5, 2020 @ 4:13pm 
Dude. Choosing beggar much? Complaining that this free fan project doesn't have the original voice actors makes you sound like a jerk. Enjoy it for what it is.
General Nuclear Jan 6, 2020 @ 10:56am 
Originally posted by DFB LaserShark:
Dude. Choosing beggar much? Complaining that this free fan project doesn't have the original voice actors makes you sound like a jerk. Enjoy it for what it is.
You mean "beggars can't be choosers" Yeah true that. i didn't really mean to be bringing down the voice actor.

I have to admit that he have don a pretty good job with the core. :p2wheatley:
Last edited by General Nuclear; Jan 6, 2020 @ 10:57am
Originally posted by General Nuclear:
Originally posted by 🍪 Anna:
Unfortunately, as a mod team with $0,- budget, we couldn't hire J.K. Simmons to record us some more voicelines. :D:

Have you tried to simply ask him, just for the heck of it?

Other famous celebrities have showed up for weirder things, including the queen of england for some random couples wedding. simply because they asked and also probably because there was cake.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/guest-honour-queen-leaves-couple-685253

By the way i am not sure if cake will motivate J. K. Simmons after he became a body builder, But its worth a try.

Ironically enough now he is only missing being a war hero and a astronaut then he got all it takes to become the ultimate test subject himself.

Having read the article, i should point out that there is a small difference, in asking the queen over to come say Hi on their wedding because she happend to be in the same building that same day, does make it all easier.

I assume if J.K. Simmons just happend to be visiting the game studio, im sure they would have asked him...
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