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Funny Glitches
I've found some funny glitches in my time playing this game. Wolves running in place, items just floating in the air after the table or shelf they were sitting on gets broken down general madness that just makes you feel like laughing. How many have you guys found. Post a picture if you like and talk about the glitches youv'e found.
Last edited by Palerider6660; Jul 6, 2018 @ 2:18am
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Nil Desperandum Jul 6, 2018 @ 3:49am 
This on the new map HRV directly after release:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1417834137

This is CH - wildlife not despawning:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1430603126

And:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1433072150

There are two wolves in CH that I haven't taken a screenie of - I thought I had but they aren't in my screenie list. Though I did report the wolves to tech probs.

Found it:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1433071453



:steamhappy:

Last edited by Nil Desperandum; Jul 6, 2018 @ 7:29am
IFIYGD Jul 6, 2018 @ 4:06am 
His paw got frozen to the ice or something...
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=737402385

His too...
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=741089517

He tried a bit too hard to become one with his surroundings...
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=943443803

No really, he did...
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=943447827

I can walk up walls sometimes...
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=963911379

No, really (and no mods, vaniila, glitched somewhere I was not supposed to be able to go...)
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=963911865

And when you fall through the office floor in Hibernia, and end up stuck on top of a box, behind an invisible wall...
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=963909548

Yep. That hole...
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=963908703

I could go on, I have tons of these. I live for funny glitches and bugs. And yes, I do report them all. Because what might be funny for me, may make someone else rage (like getting trapped in the last 2 would for some folks...).
Palerider6660 Jul 6, 2018 @ 6:36am 
Originally posted by IFIYGD:
His paw got frozen to the ice or something...
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=737402385

His too...
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=741089517

He tried a bit too hard to become one with his surroundings...
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=943443803

No really, he did...
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=943447827

I can walk up walls sometimes...
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=963911379

No, really (and no mods, vaniila, glitched somewhere I was not supposed to be able to go...)
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=963911865

And when you fall through the office floor in Hibernia, and end up stuck on top of a box, behind an invisible wall...
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=963909548

Yep. That hole...
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=963908703

I could go on, I have tons of these. I live for funny glitches and bugs. And yes, I do report them all. Because what might be funny for me, may make someone else rage (like getting trapped in the last 2 would for some folks...).
O.O You sir and or madame (did I spell that right?) are a friggin wizard of glitches. I applaud you.
Palerider6660 Jul 6, 2018 @ 6:38am 
Originally posted by Fluffy unicorn:
up uP UP!!

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1433053411


Originally posted by CBF RAIN:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1432961568


Originally posted by Nil Desperandum:
This on the new map HRV directly after release:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1417834137

This is CH - wildlife not despawning:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1430603126

And:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1433072150

There are two wolves in CH that I haven't taken a screenie of - I thought I had but they aren't in my screenie list. Though I did report the wolves to tech probs.

:steamhappy:


Originally posted by A Pack Of Snags:
A little old but still funny:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=899395963
I love them. Thanks so much for taking your time to post these you amazing few have really made my day.
Palerider6660 Jul 6, 2018 @ 6:39am 
Originally posted by Baukster77:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1421517647
LOL I just have no words for this. What region did this happen in? And thank you for posting.
Please don't use a cheat or mod to create a glitch to post it. We do not currently offer official mod support, and so we do not allow for the sharing of such content.

Thank you.
ajb1978 Jul 6, 2018 @ 2:23pm 
From a much earlier build of the game, but funny nontheless:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=696805901
SaltedJello Jul 6, 2018 @ 2:40pm 
Here's a not so funny, funny glitch. Trapped in a bowl in the camp office. As far as I can tell, there is no way to escape except starving to death. At least I can reach the bed and stove to cook and sleep :)
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1433596393
Last edited by SaltedJello; Jul 6, 2018 @ 2:43pm
Palerider6660 Jul 6, 2018 @ 4:08pm 
Originally posted by hinterland_community:
Please don't use a cheat or mod to create a glitch to post it. We do not currently offer official mod support, and so we do not allow for the sharing of such content.

Thank you.
The only mods in use there are a mod to show the red letters and numbers that help keep track of days past and time of day, as well as xyz coordinates (for help with navigation purposes) and a mod to lock the hud on screen (I like to know how many bullets I have left.) It's very upsetting that I can't post a silly glitch without essentially being called a cheater.

Edit: I've been informed as seen below that you have the right to remove the pictures because of the watermark but I really feel that I could have atleast been asked if I had cheated and my answer taken into consideration. As I said in response to the post below I really didn't cheat to do those things they honestly just happened. Please understand that I have been subjected to that kind of thing before on other sites and it really hurts when something you've made to lighten a mood or bring some joy (this thread not the pictures) is treated that way simply because it looks like cheats might have been used. I only ask that you remember that looks can be deceiving.
Last edited by Palerider6660; Jul 6, 2018 @ 4:41pm
User has been warned. If we delete a post for violating our rules please do not take that as an invitation to debate the rules.

Thank you.
Last edited by hinterland_community; Jul 6, 2018 @ 6:28pm
pbmax Jul 7, 2018 @ 5:39am 
This fellow was running in place on the log. I tried to headshot him and the arrow splintered on the tree in front of me. Buttshot worked though.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1434166002
Last edited by pbmax; Jul 7, 2018 @ 5:39am
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