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This is what happened...
And as I run the game in steam...
I closed first some programs for the RAM to be clean...
then positioned the monitor in lean...
as I imagined my new windows will be mean...
but I didn't expect on what I've seen...
The monitor's screen just turned to bluish-green
As I hear a familiar voice talking in the scene...
"Hello hooman, I'm Cortana and I'm now gonna block this game due to reasons.."
I was in shock..
I felt like my soul cracked...
It's like my mind just locked...
It's the first time my dignity's been mocked...
I couldn't move but look at the screen...
Cortana is now controlling my machine...
Next, she's now uninstalling steam...
For the PC master race, it's a known deadly sin...
I can't control my spleen...
With a heave breath, I released a loud scream..
And after that, I just woke up and realized,
I was all just a bad dream. :D
FIN...
P.S.
My game worked fine after installing windows 10 :P
also fresh win 10 install
edit: fixed by changing the resolution changed the default (640*480)