LOL I just got the worst man in black ever

[Nuggs]

So i was still with my starting colonists only. I hadnt noticed when i picked the map it had caves. so when i went to tame a wild man he went into a cave and was hanging out by a mega spider den. And my colonist, unknown to me went straight in there. And even though i set her to attack near by enemies apparently decided not to shoot at the mega spiders. Just get a random notification my colonist needs rescue.

SO i send in my other two guys to save her. They miss every shot on the 2 mega spiders and also go down. Enter the man in black. "well this will at least be a good boon to the colony" I tell myself. ANYTHING BUT. This guy was a 72 year old man with a bad back and pain in his left leg so he got to my colonists way to slow, literally the only 2 things he was good at was shooting and plants. Everything else was 0 to 3. And do you know what skill was 0 that I needed at that moment? Thats right, his medical skill.

Not only did he take 3 in game hours almost to reach my pawns but he healed them super slowly and poorly. He also got himself hurt because he too missed 90% of his shots even though he had 15 skill in shooting. So hes bleeding out as well as my pawns. He heals one enough to stop the bleeding. As he starts healing another pawn one bleeds out and a second later the one hes fixing bleeds out. he then starts to bandage himself and bleeds out. then the pawn he managed to save died of starvation due to malnutrition since they were unconcious.

Literally the worst end to a rimjob run i ever had lol

[Sterling Archer]

[Khorne Flakes]

Originally posted by SIN7 PussNuggets:

Literally the worst end to a rimjob run i ever had lol

https://youtu.be/8fwD20_Cb38?t=37

[Slend]

Originally posted by Khorne Flakes:

Originally posted by SIN7 PussNuggets:

Literally the worst end to a rimjob run i ever had lol

https://youtu.be/8fwD20_Cb38?t=37

https://youtu.be/eIAFkGPdoa8