Where does Milk come from?

[Gas]

I've been pretty confused from where all the milk i have is coming from, i've checked my Muffalo but im still not sure where it comes from.

[Gas]

Also i have Huskys.

[Preechr]

You likely have someone set to "Handle" animals, which includes milking those that can be milked and collecting wool from the wooly ones. Look at your Muffalos... The females will have a counter that shows how far along they are in producing more milk and all of them should show how long it will be until they will produce more wool.

Its not the Huskys.

[Gas]

Thanks

[M.K.]

Milk?

Well, when a mommy cow loves a daddy cow they..
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some months later
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Baby cow
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Mommy cow makes special sauce in her ****** to feed the baby cow.
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farmer molests the mommy cow, plays with her ***** and extracts the special sauce..


this is milk.

[M.K.]

Or, if you want the boring version:
Thus spake the wiki:
Milk is a raw food animal product obtained from tamed female animals only. Consumption does not cause negative thoughts and it is an ingredient for fine or lavish meals.

Handlers milk animals when they are ready, producing milk which will then be left on the ground. To avoid excessive hauling jobs, zone your milk-producing animals in a convenient animal area near your freezer.


The following animals produce milk:
Caribou
Cow
Dromedary
Elk
Muffalo


Despite certain outside references, one cannot milk a rat
https://i.imgur.com/NAljO51.gif
Not even a boomrat.
But you CAN milk a boomalope. Except you don't get milk you get rocket fuel.

[grapplehoeker]

Health warning:
Do not drink rocket fuel!

[Thor]

Originally posted by grapplehoeker:

Health warning:
Do not drink rocket fuel!

I knew I shouldn't have sipped that Boomalope milk.

[Kiwi]

Huh, never knew caribou has milk since I never keep any. Or elk.

Good to know.

[Aturchomicz]

Originally posted by M.K.:

Milk?

Well, when a mommy cow loves a daddy cow they..
.
.
some months later
.
.
Baby cow
.
.
Mommy cow makes special sauce in her ****** to feed the baby cow.
.
.
farmer molests the mommy cow, plays with her ***** and extracts the special sauce..


this is milk.

Suporter of the enviromentalist faction here huh?

[Security Cam #7]

You mine it

[Panzerechse]

@Raizo

You mean that male boomalope?

[M.K.]

Originally posted by Aturchomicz:

Suporter of the enviromentalist faction here huh?

Nah, I'm a realist.
Milk is what you get by fondling females, whether they are willing or not.
Eggs you get by kidnapping, smashing and burning the children of birds.
Bacon is what you get by hacking the belly off a pig, smoking it, then slicing it even thinner before burning the heck out of it.

Now, let me go eat my Bacon&Egg breakfast, with a nice healthy glass of Milk. Yummy!

[grapplehoeker]

Originally posted by M.K.:

Bacon is what you get by hacking the belly off a pig

Most bacon is back bacon, taken from the loin in the middle of a pig's back.
Pork belly is never used for bacon, but makes another type of dish which is usually roasted.

[M.K.]

Originally posted by grapplehoeker:

Originally posted by M.K.:

Bacon is what you get by hacking the belly off a pig

Most bacon is back bacon, taken from the loin in the middle of a pig's back.
Pork belly is never used for bacon, but makes another type of dish which is usually roasted.

Nope.
*I* like streaky bacon, and that is most definitely made from Pork Belly.
Back bacon is the much more boring bacon, with a 'round' meaty bit. The Brits like it, but in the US Streaky bacon (belly bacon) is preferred.
Streaky bacon works best extra crispy, and back bacon works best soft-cooked.

The Italians also make a fine bacon from the jowls of the pig, but i've never developed a taste for that.

[Kittenpox]

Originally posted by grapplehoeker:

Health warning:
Do not drink rocket fuel!

I read this 15 hours too late. :-p