So what's your most stupid death?

[Dutch Person]

I had a warrior that was completely kitted out and just a beast (lvl 18 shooting skill). He took out an entire siege on his own. After that an infestation occurred in the prison (wich was filled with 3 super stupid prisoners). He got the prisoners to safety and burned the infestation. Never got into the hospital once during that time. He goes out to save a downed colonist and he dies of a heart attack on the way there.

So, what's your most stupid death? xD

[Roboking]

This one guy, Joeseph, was a hero to my colony. A cable exploded and my house caught on fire. Joeseph however, was outside it. He ran into the fire and saved 3 people. When he was carrying the fourth one, a panther became a manhunter. The panther knocked Joe down. This doesn't stop yet. The turret nearby shot the panther and killed it.... but it also shot Joeseph's Lung. Joeseph suffered burns, scratches, and gunshots. One of my other colonists who were not in the fire was Jeffery. Jeffery put Joeseph and the other 4 into a safety house I built. Joeseph got an infection in his torso. We had no food or medicine left so Joeseph began to starve. This isn't the end. Joeseph recieved malaria. We gave him smokeleaf to keep him in bed so he can rest. He recieved cancer from the smokeleaf. He died from hunger. We made a shrine for him and rebuilt the house.

[PIT_DEFENDER]

Critial Allert:Mental Break - Kimmy has gone on Animal Killing Spree

I pressed pause as soon as i could :P

But fear not cause brave Leeroy already reacted to the situiation with his super reflexes ^^

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=894628121

I managed to evacuate ppl before the granade went off xD

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=894628180

And as wee can see brave Leeroy managed to save all the monekys and turtles, well done Mr Jenkins ur the hero of the day >.>

[Brassqund]

At sleeping in a dirty little room with 9 other people and animals,
I would also become berserk.

[BlueTressym]

Origineel geplaatst door Brassqund:

At sleeping in a dirty little room with 9 other people and animals,
I would also become berserk.

What Brassqund said...

[PIT_DEFENDER]

Its work in progress OK ?XD

[Alpacalypse]

Tried to trap a thrumbo to do the old "starve him out and make him drunk" trick, didn't realize that they punched through walls when they got hungry. So, I deconstructed his structure and the ceiling fell on him. He got pissed and tore my guy's arm off.

[DrunkieBrewster]

I sent 3 of my faction to trade once, and aparently they were all my hunters. after that, i had a heat wave or something, and they started social fights in the camp knocking each others health down for a while. After a day of healing, they started going down for no apparent reason other then the prison being next to the food and they couldn't access it and a couple of them starved. After that i had a man hunter come in and knock eveyrone down and they all died slow and painfull deaths cause my caravan was out. yeah that sucked lol.

[Elementium]

surprise mad animal event, the turret kill my colonist on one burst shots, while the little hare take 5 -6 salves before getting neutralised.

[aFiend]

Origineel geplaatst door Roboking:

This one guy, Joeseph, was a hero to my colony. A cable exploded and my house caught on fire. Joeseph however, was outside it. He ran into the fire and saved 3 people. When he was carrying the fourth one, a panther became a manhunter. The panther knocked Joe down. This doesn't stop yet. The turret nearby shot the panther and killed it.... but it also shot Joeseph's Lung. Joeseph suffered burns, scratches, and gunshots. One of my other colonists who were not in the fire was Jeffery. Jeffery put Joeseph and the other 4 into a safety house I built. Joeseph got an infection in his torso. We had no food or medicine left so Joeseph began to starve. This isn't the end. Joeseph recieved malaria. We gave him smokeleaf to keep him in bed so he can rest. He recieved cancer from the smokeleaf. He died from hunger. We made a shrine for him and rebuilt the house.

:(( so sad..

[SoveriegnSpirit]

Pawn insults the ugly wanderer, immediately killed in social fight.

[Hephaestus]

One of my first game, This guy named Troy (awesome at like everything) went hunting for turtles and accidentally shot a bear, of course the bear gets mad and chases him down and rips off his leg :(

Somehow he dosent die and i manege to get him back to the base, and i spend the next year trying to find a bionic leg for him, After i get one im only waiting on meds for the surgery and he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GETS MALARIA AND DIES

-_-

[Greep]

"colonist needs treatment!"

*looks at map*

Oh thank you Reece. That was brilliant repairing the wall on the OTHER side, the side with the opened poison ship and scythers roaming around. The side where having an automatic flee response doesn't save you from high speed snipers. That side.

[Sithis]

I feel I could just quote one thing I've posted here earlier, about one of my Pawns who got some rather Fell Mood during one of my modded playthroughs. The pawn in question was a Pyromaniac, just in case; also, yes, he did not heed the warning and actually did not survive his third visit to the Munitions warehouse...

An open letter to Andreas Boyd from the Red Meridian chairman.

Mister Andreas,

Condolences on your recently deceased wife and pet Arctic Fox, as well as your co-workers Allen, Jey, Weber and Tim. Red Meridian Administration is always with you in spirit, even in times as dark as these.

To ensure that accidents like this one would never occur again, your access to the Ammunition & Explosives warehouse is put on hold indefinitely; any implements that are capable of creating open fire, sparks, electric discharges, or loud noises found in your posession will be moved to the Safe Storage Bay 2, and you yourself will be escorted back to your living quarters. Your habit of using said implements excessively to lighten up your mood is considered by the Administration nothing short of destructive both in nature and effect. Furthermore, the security team was instructed to shoot on sight should you ever again approach the nuclear reactor's main chamber - that is, once the fire has been localized, the crater cleaned out, and the walls restored.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

Regards,
Chairman D. Mekrem

[Darth Mark]

In my very first playthrough, I started with the one guy with all the tech. He was unable to hunt or fight any animals. So when the mad squirrel started chasing after him, he was stuck inside until he starved to death

[Lord Quinton]

Ordered a group colonists to go deal with an alphabeaver infestation. They lined up so they wouldn't shoot each other, and as they aimed their shots, all their pet animalls rushed out in front of them and began milling around, 3 dead timber wolves, 1 dead grizzly bear, and 2 dead cats later, all the colonists had major unhappines issues with their pets being shot in front of them.