cant make a marble dining chair?

[seewhathappens]

i have plenty of marble blocks... weeeird

[grapplehoeker]

Tales from the FFS colonies.
Where's Sculptor Dan?
Didn't you hear?
No what happened?
Remember how he was working on that bloody marble dining chair? Well, he finished it and when he tried to move it to the dining room, he had a hernia. He'll be in traction over at the surgery for another 6 weeks.
Ouch!
Nah... it gets worse, Lemmy and Drew tried to hoist the damn thing. Dunno what happened exactly... Barney was busy smoothing floor and the boys never saw him. The marble chair was too heavy for the block n tackle and it fell and squished Barney flatter than a pancake!
Poor bugger!
Don't tell no one though, but I was on the clean up detail...
Oh?
Yeah, well I got rid of the chair like...
What did you do with it?
I took it back to my quarters and drilled a big hole in the middle of it. Come on over and have a dump if you wanna give it a go. It's like sitting on heaven ;)

[MisterSpock]

You cant make stone dinning chairs.