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From the moment you boot up The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, it’s clear you’re in for a visual treat. The character models aren’t just well-crafted; they’re so expressive you might start questioning if they’re more emotionally available than your ex. And the landscapes? Oh boy, forget your last vacation photos because this game’s scenery makes them look like they were taken with a potato. You’ll find yourself stopping to admire the view so often that Geralt might as well get a side gig as a travel blogger.


This game isn’t just a pretty face; it’s got brains too. The systems, from alchemy to combat, are designed to keep you on your toes. The storyline balances the grand scale of world politics with personal conflicts so well, you might start thinking about running for office just to have something this interesting in your life. You’ll be torn between chasing after your adopted daughter, Ciri, and diving into political intrigues so juicy they make House of Cards look like a high school student council meeting.


Combat in The Witcher 3 is a dance, a deadly, monster-slaying dance. Geralt’s swordplay is swift and fluid, and with signs and potions in the mix, you’ll feel like a magical martial artist. However, gauging range in combat can be a bit like trying to swat a fly with a broomstick – sometimes you hit the mark, and sometimes you’re just flailing around like you’re at a rave. But when you do connect, oh, the satisfaction is real.


The dynamic weather in The Witcher 3 adds an atmospheric touch that’s as gorgeous as it is irrelevant. Sure, it’s fun to watch a storm roll in, but it could’ve done so much more. Imagine tracking a monster through a blizzard, where the wind isn’t just blowing your hair but your chances of survival. Alas, the weather is more like background noise – pretty but not really making much of a difference. It’s like having a sports car and only using it to drive to the grocery store. I hope it's getting obvious I'm grasping at straws here, trying to find drawbacks.


All jokes aside, the biggest downside of The Witcher 3? It ends. After countless hours of engrossing gameplay, rich storytelling, and memorable adventures, you’ll be left staring at the credits, wondering what to do with your life. The realization that your epic journey has a conclusion might have you bargaining with the gaming gods for just one more quest. But like all good things, it’s the journey that matters, even if you’re left with a void that only another replay can fill.


Graphics: 10/10
So stunning, they might make you reconsider reality. Your eyes will thank you.

Sound: 9.5/10
From epic soundtracks to immersive soundscapes, your ears are in for a treat. Just don’t start singing LELELELELE along in public.

Gameplay: 9/10
Engaging and fluid, with just a touch of awkward flailing. Like a first date that goes surprisingly well.

Story: 10/10
An engrossing narrative that’s better than most TV shows. Get ready to binge.

Overall: 9.6/10


The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt isn’t just a game; it’s an experience that will have you hooked from the first monster hunt to the final farewell. With its stunning visuals, deep story, and fluid combat, it sets a new standard for RPGs. Whether you’re a veteran witcher or a newcomer, this is one journey you’ll cherish. Prepare to lose yourself in a world where every choice matters and every monster has a backstory more interesting than your co-worker’s vacation slides. Just remember, the path of a witcher is tough, but oh so worth it. Get ready to dive in – just don’t forget to come up for air. Or snacks. Snacks are important.

Having never played the previous installments of The Witcher series, I found myself diving into The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt with a mix of excitement and trepidation. From the outset, the game felt like a deprecation. The clunky combat mechanics and awkward movement system were immediate turn-offs. The game's complexity was overwhelming, inundating me with a barrage of new characters and rapidly evolving plot threads before I had even grasped the controls or memorized the key bindings. Each attempt to immerse myself ended in boredom and frustration, as I felt humiliated by my inability to fight, navigate, or make crucial decisions effectively.

However, as I reached the 50-hour mark, a revelation dawned on me. The game is designed to be challenging and intricate, and therein lies its allure. The initial struggle became a driving force, compelling me to persevere and master the game's systems. The wooden simplicity of the controls and mechanics faded into the background as I grew accustomed to them, allowing me to focus on exploring the rich, immersive world.

Delving deeper into the game, I began to truly embody the role of Geralt of Rivia I felt his rage at the world, his complex relationship with Yennefer, and the weight of his quest to find Ciri. The narrative became a living, breathing experience, with each cutscene evoking genuine emotions—laughter at the witty banter and sorrow at the loss of loved ones. The way Geralt's actions impacted the game world was particularly satisfying, as favors granted to various characters came full circle in the end.

The soundtrack deserves special mention for its ability to heighten every moment, from the smallest skirmish to the most pivotal plot twist. The characters' loyalty and interconnectedness added depth to the story, making my choices feel significant. Despite the initial shortcomings, these aspects overshadowed the early frustrations.

After spending over 100 hours in the game, completing the main storyline and most side quests, I can confidently say that The Witcher 3's slow-paced development is a double-edged sword. It may deter new players with its gradual build-up, but it ultimately leads to a crescendo of non-stop action and engagement towards the end, making it hard to step away from the screen—a feeling I never experienced earlier in the game.

In conclusion, The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is a testament to the rewards of perseverance. Its initial hurdles are daunting, but they give way to a profoundly rich and engaging experience that is well worth the effort. For those willing to push through the early struggles, the game offers an unparalleled journey filled with emotion, depth, and satisfaction.

🎨 GRAPHIC 🖌
☐ BEAUTIFULL | 2 points
✅ GOOD | 1 point
☐ MEH | 0.5 points
☐ TERRIBLE | 0 points

🧯 GAMEPLAY 🏹
☐ BETTER THAN LIFE | 2 points
☐ AMAZING | 1 point
✅ AT ALL IT'S OK | 0.5 points
☐ SO BAD | 0 points

🎵 MUSIC\SFX 🎼
✅ NEAT | 2 points
☐ GOOD | 1 point
☐ OK | 0.5 points
☐ NAH | 0 points

BUGS
☐ TOO MUCH | -2 points
☐ MANY | -1 point
☐ CAN LIVE | -0.5 points
✅ NONE | +1 point

🛴 MECHANICS 👾
✅ FORGET REAL LIFE | 2 points
☐ SOMETHING NEW | 1 point
☐ CLASSIC | 0.5 points
☐ NOTHING WAS INVENTED | 0 points

📤 UPDATES 👨‍🎤
☐ MANY | 1 point
✅ SOMETIMES | 0.5 points
☐ NEVER | 0 points

+ (PROS) ➕ FOR EVERY "+" IS 0.5 points (CAN'T GO HIGHER THAN 10)

+ Very immersive
+ Its actually funny
+ Choices actually have consequences
+ Big open world
+ Very human interactions between every character

- (CONS) ⚡ FOR EVERY "-" IS -0.5 points (CAN'T GO LOWER THAN 1)

- Complicated
- Every system is made out of wood

SUMMING UP, The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt DESERVES ASSESSMENT: 9/10

POINTS:
1 + 0,5 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 0,5 + 0,5 × 5 - 0,5 × 2 = 8,5
I JUST HAVE TO ADD 0,5 POINT AT THIS POINT

so i have finished this game , oh i mean i finished this game again or wait i mean for the third time and was able to get all the achievements for it , if you are thinking if to buy this game or not just simply buy it i will tell my whole story with it , so i first tried to play it 4 years ago to know why the big deal with it haha , but i stopped after an hour in idk why tbh for some reason didn't catch my eyes after another year i gave it another shot but still not and this time i also dont know at some point tbh i was like " maybe the game is not for me " but few months from now i was like i will play it and finish the story atleast and let's see from ,then omg that was one hell of a good decision i made haha , THIS GAME is just so good at everything , story wise gameplay wise AND SOUNDTRACK OMG i will never ever forget skillge soundtracks i will never even forget the moment when i first landed there or when i first found ciri or when i first went to toussaint and how great and mysterious was the hearts of stone DLC story even i came out of this game of some quotes that will carry on with my life, i havent seen such a big content in a game in my life and yet everything is so good and maintained ( AWAY FROM ROACH'S IQ OFC ) every place in the game is unique and feels differnt , from the swamps in velen to the wildness of Skillege to the COLORFULNESS of toussaint i even loved the voice acting alot , loved how every area has a differnt accent than others , LOVED THE IRISH ACCENT OF Skillege PEOPLE ALOT , this game is defo 10/10 A MUST TO TRY GAME ,i am saying this as i am closing it for some long time since i almost finished every little thing i can do in this game and tbh it makes me feel sad to say such a thing haha

God i wish poland is real

The game is fine, just a bit overrated imo.

roach mvp

great game i have like 200 hours outside of steam

It's 2024 and this game still holds up to me as one of the best RPG games to ever come out.

While the graphics are outdated, the game play is addicting and the story is written well. I have this both on Steam and my Xbox with a total game time of 300 hours and 5 runs.

It is a MUST play for any gamer.

1 of the best modern rpgs. Must play game