The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

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Red scout Dec 17, 2024 @ 3:02am
Toss a coin to your witcher
W song
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Orion Invictus Dec 17, 2024 @ 4:09am 
FINE.

Guess I'll listen to this song 20 more times... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OP...
Orion Invictus Dec 17, 2024 @ 4:32am 
I hope you're happy, OP. I have other ♥♥♥♥ to do today, but now I gotta waste an HOUR on this.
Red scout Dec 17, 2024 @ 4:33am 
Originally posted by Orion Invictus:
I hope you're happy, OP. I have other ♥♥♥♥ to do today, but now I gotta waste an HOUR on this.
When a humble bard
Graced a ride along
With Geralt of Rivia
Along came this song
From when the White Wolf fought
A silver-tongued devil
His army of elves
At his hooves did they revel
They came after me
With masterful deceit
Broke down my lute
And they kicked in my teeth
While the devil's horns
Minced our tender meat
And so cried the Witcher
He can't be bleat
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, Valley of Plenty
Oh, Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, Valley of Plenty
At the edge of the world
Fight the mighty horde
That bashes and breaks you
And brings you to mourn
He thrust every elf
Far back on the shelf
High up on the mountain
From whence it came
He wiped out your pest
Got kicked in his chest
He's a friend of humanity
So give him the rest
That's my epic tale
Our champion prevailed
Defeated the villain
Now pour him some ale
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, Valley of Plenty
Oh, Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanity
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, Valley of Plenty
Oh, Valley of Plenty, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanity
Toss a coin to your Witcher
Oh, Valley of Plenty
Oh, Valley of Plenty, ah-ah, oh
Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanity
Orion Invictus Dec 17, 2024 @ 4:37am 
Don't make me get my sword.
Red scout Dec 17, 2024 @ 4:57am 
Originally posted by Orion Invictus:
Don't make me get my sword.
*Tosses coin*
DR GOO Dec 17, 2024 @ 7:06am 
I remember when the series dropped and this was a thing.
The writers completely and utterly ruined the series.
Dork_Stalker_310 Dec 17, 2024 @ 7:41am 
The funny part is that in-universe Dandelion lied about what happened and is spreading xenophobic propaganda. In a series about how bad racism is, they really made one of the main good characters a racist for sale, lmao.

That show sucks so hard.
Last edited by Dork_Stalker_310; Dec 17, 2024 @ 7:42am
Emanouche Dec 17, 2024 @ 4:55pm 
Still debating whether I want to see that show or not. I understand it might not be great to those who played the games and read the books, but as entertainment media itself, I would think they are working on a fourth season for a reason, no? Or should I really not even bother?
Red scout Dec 18, 2024 @ 3:33am 
Originally posted by DR GOO:
I remember when the series dropped and this was a thing.
The writers completely and utterly ruined the series.


Originally posted by DR GOO:
I remember when the series dropped and this was a thing.
The writers completely and utterly ruined the series.
Yeah the show sucks but I like this song
Stormbleidd Dec 18, 2024 @ 6:52am 
Hate anything even related to the show.
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Date Posted: Dec 17, 2024 @ 3:02am
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