Main game and hearts of stone best quotes and funniest moments

[Akenraes Vakreander]

Hey fellow witcher players I wanna know what your favorite moments or quotes are from either the main campaign or hearts of stone dlc. I haven't played Blood and wine yet so please nothing from that, thanks. Oh and spoilers for hearts of stone and the main story.

[Akenraes Vakreander]

The ones that jump to mind are when madman lugos says "Call me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ one more time and I'll chop off your head, put it on a spike and piss down yer neck hole."

And when the baron gets picked up by that basilisk in Ciri's story. Just something about how he screams ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Or the look on his face after Ciri teleports and kills it. He tries to put his big knife back its sheath and fails numerous times. LOL!

[SA Turak]

Did itch her.

[Thrawn«¦]

Most of the Dijkstra - Geralt conversations are extremely hilarious. I can't give you one specific quote right now, but they always make me laugh :)

Also : The Crimson Avenger!

And finally my favourite easter egg in the game so far : "Gottfried's Omni-opening grimoire" (short Gog) for disabling or bypassing the "Defensive Regulatory Magicon" (DRM) of the mage's tower you find it in. Cheeky self-advertisement :)

[Akenraes Vakreander]

Originally posted by Zireael:

Most of the Dijkstra - Geralt conversations are extremely hilarious. I can't give you one specific quote right now, but they always make me laugh :)

Also : The Crimson Avenger!

And finally my favourite easter egg in the game so far : "Gottfried's Omni-opening grimoire" (short Gog) for disabling or bypassing the "Defensive Regulatory Magicon" (DRM) of the mage's tower you find it in. Cheeky self-advertisement :)

Huh I don't remember the one about Magicon defense. Where in the game is it? Also not quite sure I get it...

[Thrawn«¦]

Originally posted by nateskinner97:

Huh I don't remember the one about Magicon defense. Where in the game is it? Also not quite sure I get it...

It's a quest on Skellige (have to look up the exact name, it's something like "The tower out of nowhere") Basically a bunch of peasants ask you to investigate a tower that suddenly appeared out of nowhere near their village and brought bad weather.

The easter egg is that gog is also the short name of CD project Red's own website, "Good old games" where you can get all sorts of games, a little bit like Steam (They also got their own launcher). The special thing is that these games do not come with any sort of Digital Rights Managment (DRM), meaning once you have the installer you can install the game on any PC and on as many as you want.
DRM-free games have always been one central point of their philosophy and this is where this easteregg comes from :)

Edit : Exact name of the quest is : "The Tower Outta Nowheres"

[NekoDave]

"I think I pissed me trousers!"

"Well slap a Noonwraith's tits, you're a bigger rag picker than me!"

When the Witchers get drunk at Kaer Morhen

Pricilla's song in the inn

The Gaunter o'Dimm song:


His smile fair as Spring, as towards him he draws you
His tongue sharp and silvery, as he implores you
Your wishes he grants, as he swears to adore you
Gold, silver, jewels, he lays riches before you
Dues need be repaid, and he will come for you
All to reclaim, no smile to console you

He snare you with bonds, eyes glowin' afire
To gore and torment you till the stars expire


So many, could go on all day. Best game ever.

[tonypa]

The Witchers getting drunk in Kaer Morhen still makes me laugh. I was playing without guides and spoilers and everything pointed for big battle to be fought, that scene was so unexpected.

[Akenraes Vakreander]

Originally posted by Zireael:

Originally posted by nateskinner97:

Huh I don't remember the one about Magicon defense. Where in the game is it? Also not quite sure I get it...

It's a quest on Skellige (have to look up the exact name, it's something like "The tower out of nowhere") Basically a bunch of peasants ask you to investigate a tower that suddenly appeared out of nowhere near their village and brought bad weather.

The easter egg is that gog is also the short name of CD project Red's own website, "Good old games" where you can get all sorts of games, a little bit like Steam (They also got their own launcher). The special thing is that these games do not come with any sort of Digital Rights Managment (DRM), meaning once you have the installer you can install the game on any PC and on as many as you want.
DRM-free games have always been one central point of their philosophy and this is where this easteregg comes from :)

Edit : Exact name of the quest is : "The Tower Outta Nowheres"

Wow that's really awesome! I love it when people sneak stuff in games creativly. I caught some bandit telling geralt that his father was a hamster and his mother reeked of elderberries...

[nanaki]

kaer morhen drinking/party scene is among the funniest tbh, with quoted like " summon the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" or the guy who gets asked if he needs more paper by his servant and then panicks that the lodge has come for him (but its actually the 3 witchers dressed up).

Geralts speach to whoreson junior when you select the "dont lie to me" option it is rare to see geralt that serious and threatening. Very different from the usual "♥♥♥♥ off" options

Geralt and lamberds conversation on the way to the shrine of elements.

[Carnasid]

Bear walks into the arena.
"Well, ♥♥♥♥."