The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

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BADGIRL17 Apr 14, 2018 @ 2:07pm
Rank females in the game.
Any number, from best to worst. Add comments to every name, if you want.
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Loomie Knight Apr 15, 2018 @ 5:23am 
Originally posted by Kblocks:
the herbalist in the noob area is #1
you mean Tomira in white orchard?
Hoop Apr 15, 2018 @ 6:20pm 
Originally posted by Kblocks:
lol @ triss bbw ... gets sad ... eats ... fat ... I can't unsee

Well the Triss epilogue does say that their house smells like cakes and pastries so maybe she does get big.

I could see Geralt with a beer belly too since he drinks like a fish.

Originally posted by BLUSH.response:
Yen - 10/10. Absolute queen.

In the books yes, in the game not really.
Last edited by Hoop; Apr 15, 2018 @ 6:21pm
protëin Apr 15, 2018 @ 9:06pm 
Brewess is bae, thicc af
Last edited by protëin; Apr 15, 2018 @ 9:07pm
Frostbite Apr 15, 2018 @ 11:21pm 
Originally posted by Mercenary:
Considering the devs are from Eastern Europe, which really has some stunners (I can speak from experience), I'm surprised at the rather mediocre looking women in this game.
And Ciri is by far the best looking girl out of any of them, her chest is far from flat, has a good a$$, slim but still curvy femine figure, and by far the best looking most feminine face. You people have no f***ing taste. Yenneffer looks like a washed up cougar and Triss is the kind who eventually ends up a BBW. The medic looks like a teenage boy with too much estrogen.
Yep, couldnt agree more. Well, apart from triss, well you know... If you help her 'exercising'...
Frostbite Apr 15, 2018 @ 11:25pm 
Originally posted by cB:
I'd rank all under two categories. C for character and X for sex appeal.

Elsa > C8, X3
Tomira > C9, X10
Keira > C4, X6
Tamara > C6, X3
Yennefer > C8, X8
Ciri > C7, X4
Triss > C5, X9
Priscilla > C10, X8
Corrine > C8, X8
Madam Irina > C8, X5
Annabelle > C7, X3
Var Attre twins > C5, X7
Baroness > C4, X7
Molly > C8, X3
Ingrid Vegelbud > C8, X9
Sweet Nattie > C7, X9
Lady Sasha > C6, X8
Cerys > C8, X5
Birna Bran > C3, X7
Margarita > C7, X7
Fringila Vigo > C6, X6
Philippa > C4, X8
Jutta > C7, X7
Iris > C8, X9
Shani > C9, X8
Little Red > C4, X7
Anna Henrietta > C5, X9
Sylvia > C6, X8
Cecelia > C7, X9
Orienna > C4, X8

I've excluded most of the side quest ladies, brothel girls and NPCs. Only rated those, with whom Geralt can communicate enough to understand their characteristics.

I welcome any criticism over my list. I'm all ears! 😉
How is ciri x4? Wow, you might want to visit the hospital, your eyes are problematic i guess. There is no such body. Saying perfect to that would be a understatement even.
Phil khajeets Apr 15, 2018 @ 11:48pm 
If you like ciris body that means you have no ♥♥♥♥ and balls and %0 testosterone .
Compare to triss and yennefer ciri is nothing
Last edited by Phil khajeets; Apr 15, 2018 @ 11:53pm
Mercenary Apr 16, 2018 @ 3:13am 
Originally posted by Hammer and the Anvil:
If you like ciris body that means you have no ♥♥♥♥ and balls and %0 testosterone .
Compare to triss and yennefer ciri is nothing

https://www.google.ca/search?q=ciri&safe=off&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=_1QLG4FjfjIKHM%253A%252CEpBu2ZZclz58KM%252C_&usg=__aphS_EfhytI5UYL8EMPdeSlNap0%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj6i4edxr7aAhWs54MKHXbTBz0Q9QEIQjAB#imgrc=_1QLG4FjfjIKHM

I see absolutely nothing wrong. Other than the Henrietta sisters from Blood and Wine, she is like by far the best looking.
I just think you're a chubby lover that likes disproportionality big fat t its
Last edited by Mercenary; Apr 16, 2018 @ 3:18am
Phil khajeets Apr 16, 2018 @ 3:16am 
Originally posted by Mercenary:
Originally posted by Hammer and the Anvil:
If you like ciris body that means you have no ♥♥♥♥ and balls and %0 testosterone .
Compare to triss and yennefer ciri is nothing

https://www.google.ca/search?q=ciri&safe=off&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=_1QLG4FjfjIKHM%253A%252CEpBu2ZZclz58KM%252C_&usg=__aphS_EfhytI5UYL8EMPdeSlNap0%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj6i4edxr7aAhWs54MKHXbTBz0Q9QEIQjAB#imgrc=_1QLG4FjfjIKHM

I see absolutely nothing wrong.
I just think you're a chubby lover that likes disproportionality big fat t its
I dont like big fat tits but ciri has absolute nothing a walking feminist corpse with somewhat good face
Mercenary Apr 16, 2018 @ 3:24am 
Originally posted by Hammer and the Anvil:
Originally posted by Mercenary:

https://www.google.ca/search?q=ciri&safe=off&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=_1QLG4FjfjIKHM%253A%252CEpBu2ZZclz58KM%252C_&usg=__aphS_EfhytI5UYL8EMPdeSlNap0%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj6i4edxr7aAhWs54MKHXbTBz0Q9QEIQjAB#imgrc=_1QLG4FjfjIKHM

I see absolutely nothing wrong.
I just think you're a chubby lover that likes disproportionality big fat t its
I dont like big fat tits but ciri has absolute nothing a walking feminist corpse with somewhat good face
lol dude wtf, you can cleary see in that pic a nice tight @ss, at the angle pic you can see some nice proportionate C cup t its, a slim hourglass figure with some feminine hips, feminine face, but hey if you like the big buxom lil kim type with huge t its and huge a$$ more power to ya
Last edited by Mercenary; Apr 16, 2018 @ 3:33am
Mercenary Apr 16, 2018 @ 3:39am 
Originally posted by Frostbite:
Originally posted by Mercenary:
Considering the devs are from Eastern Europe, which really has some stunners (I can speak from experience), I'm surprised at the rather mediocre looking women in this game.
And Ciri is by far the best looking girl out of any of them, her chest is far from flat, has a good a$$, slim but still curvy femine figure, and by far the best looking most feminine face. You people have no f***ing taste. Yenneffer looks like a washed up cougar and Triss is the kind who eventually ends up a BBW. The medic looks like a teenage boy with too much estrogen.
Yep, couldnt agree more. Well, apart from triss, well you know... If you help her 'exercising'...
I think you are the only one on this thread besides me who has a similar good
taste in poon
Last edited by Mercenary; Apr 16, 2018 @ 3:40am
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