Tutorial is broken

[Krinkle]

I didn't want to do a tutorial so I said no thank you to tutorial messages thinking that would skip the entire tutorial, then i watched a long boring intro that made me forget this, and then they're like ready for the tutorial and I said ugh I guess. Then I spent 30 minutes seeing "light attack, heavy attack, dodge, jump" or whatever and not knowing how to lock on or throw grenades and thinking the tutorial was broken.

Why did it give me the option to do this? This was a really unfun 30 minutes and laugh at me if you want but why would anyone who wasn't a dumbass choose to do this? Just let me skip the tutorial the first time, or reenable the instructions if I wander back into the tutorial afterwards. I literally can't understand why they gave me the option to do this and I think they owe me an apology.

I was dared to make this thread. hello

[Dala]

Originally posted by Krinkle:

... who wasn't a dumbass choose to do this? Just let me skip the tutorial the first time...

But you are a dumbass, people who thinks that they cannot learn anymore and assume he knows is a dumbass. Good rule of thumbs is always take the tutorial even if you are a genyuus.

[Supafly]

Originally posted by Krinkle:

Then I spent 30 minutes seeing "light attack, heavy attack, dodge, jump" or whatever and not knowing how to lock on or throw grenades and thinking the tutorial was broken.

Clearly you needed the tutorial as you didn't know how to do those things.

Originally posted by Krinkle:

Why did it give me the option to do this?

Not every game has all the same mechanics. Yes you could learn by trial and error but you could just as well progress far enough and then...lets say complain that you can't lock-on to an enemy and it's annoying you only to be told that you can lock on to enemies.

You had the option not to do the tutorial and the option to end it before you finished it. You choose not too. Only have yourself to blame. Several games never even give you the option and spend the first 10/20 minutes of the games gradually introducing controls one at a time including some that slow time and even pause the game completely. Even after you've altready figured them out.

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