The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

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stable fly Apr 2, 2019 @ 10:59pm
why are the people in this game so ugly?
all yen/triss/blind sorc/other sorcs are ugly af, ciri is rather average at least not an uggo. the only good looking NPC is the redanian woman model (most common in oxenfurt), this one https://i.imgur.com/VkuqfZN.png

funny generic NPC is better looking than 99% of the world's population. why are most humans so ♥♥♥♥ing ugly? so many busted face when i walk on the street, and b4 u call me ugly yes i know i am ugly af. why cant all women look like taylor hill/barbara palvin? just lol @ evolution, it cant possibly be true with so many uggos running around. evolution predicts all women should look like this by now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YUie4M-xEg.
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You might want to try out this mod :
https://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/3607
BLAVIKEN Apr 3, 2019 @ 9:54am 
coz it's not even our era though lol wth?
CloudSeeker Apr 3, 2019 @ 10:54am 
Are they ugly? But Yen doesn't even have her hunchback or can you just see through the illusion? I think you just do not know what is hot mate. If Yen and Triss existed in real life they are solid 11/10.
Eloung Apr 3, 2019 @ 12:02pm 
You call Yen&Triss ugly ? YOU CALL YEN&TRISS UGLY ?? Oh if only Necromancy wasn't forbidden....
Jouchebag Apr 3, 2019 @ 12:15pm 
This has got to be one of the most stupid things I have read in a long time.

ON TOPIC:

The characters in the game look plenty nice enough.
Ozone Apr 3, 2019 @ 12:52pm 
No offense but the model you linked in that light / environment looks like some failed attempt at recreating the neanderthals in TW3
KunBrecken Apr 3, 2019 @ 12:55pm 
Becouse they Look like typical ppl form Poland
stable fly Apr 3, 2019 @ 4:30pm 
Originally posted by CloudSeeker:
Are they ugly? But Yen doesn't even have her hunchback or can you just see through the illusion? I think you just do not know what is hot mate. If Yen and Triss existed in real life they are solid 11/10.

LMFAO

SOLID 11/10 FOR THOSE GARGOYLES

they look old af and yen looks like a man. u clearly know nothing about bone structure and what model scouts look for. lmk if u want to know wat true beauty is. btw i bet ur gf is ugly af.
stable fly Apr 3, 2019 @ 4:32pm 
Originally posted by Ozone:
No offense but the model you linked in that light / environment looks like some failed attempt at recreating the neanderthals in TW3
its present everwhere but esp common in oxenfurt. go look around for urself. that model is actually very decent looking compared to real women. so many gargoyles everywhere i go, legit less than 5% of women i consider pretty to date.
dulany67 Apr 3, 2019 @ 6:04pm 
Originally posted by I Run New York:
Originally posted by Ozone:
No offense but the model you linked in that light / environment looks like some failed attempt at recreating the neanderthals in TW3
its present everwhere but esp common in oxenfurt. go look around for urself. that model is actually very decent looking compared to real women. so many gargoyles everywhere i go, legit less than 5% of women i consider pretty to date.
How many women would consider you worth dating?
ulroth Apr 3, 2019 @ 6:08pm 
It is the circles you run in. I play in a band and I meet tons of gorgeous women.

Try to avoid Walmart.
stable fly Apr 3, 2019 @ 7:01pm 
Originally posted by ulroth:
It is the circles you run in. I play in a band and I meet tons of gorgeous women.

Try to avoid Walmart.

LMFAO

only 2 women in my orchestra i played in i consider pretty enough to date. but they both had bfs. at least 90% of people look like unevolved monkeys. if u think ur women are gorgeous, post some pics, u probably just see a slim hourglass body and their butterface gets halo'd. most men are clueless and think 50% of young slim women are gl.
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stable fly Apr 3, 2019 @ 7:02pm 
Originally posted by dulany67:
Originally posted by I Run New York:
its present everwhere but esp common in oxenfurt. go look around for urself. that model is actually very decent looking compared to real women. so many gargoyles everywhere i go, legit less than 5% of women i consider pretty to date.
How many women would consider you worth dating?
looks dont matter for men, its all about confidence. and many women have shown obvious interest in me (because im a confident alpha male), i just didn't find them pretty. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying when almost every gl one has a bf, most of their bfs are UGLIER than me and they refuse to upgrade.
s Apr 3, 2019 @ 7:51pm 
you already have skyrim, just keep modding your virtual gf however pretty you want her to be
stable fly Apr 3, 2019 @ 8:18pm 
Originally posted by dasdasdasd:
you already have skyrim, just keep modding your virtual gf however pretty you want her to be
"virtual gf"

this trying to insult me? had gf b4 didn't feel i like her (wasn't pretty enough), and plenty of average looking women show interest in me. try harder boyo.

just made this thread to rant about the quality of women irl tbh. evolution clearly hasn't done its job.
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