R.I.P. Firedorn Lightbringer

[Mr. Jonson🏴‍☠]

"Here lies Firedorn, a hero in bed.

He once was alive, but now he's dead.

The last woman he bedded, turned out a man

And crying in shame, off a cliff he ran."



"Here lies Firedorn, a bard, a poet

He was also a card, but most didn't know it

A poem he wrote in jest was misread

They asked for blood, so now he's just dead."

You will never be forgotten Firedorn, for you've brought many a smile to my face!

[sheep from hell]

Originally posted by Mr. Jonson:

You will never be forgotten Firedorn, for you've brought many a smile to my face!

and others a cerebral aneurysm :D

[Kalle_Paulsen]

And this was all the trouble for?

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Fineprint: Humor always goes against someone, that is the nature of humor.

[Mr. Jonson🏴‍☠]

Originally posted by Kalle_Paulsen:

And this was all the trouble for?

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Fineprint: Humor always goes against someone, that is the nature of humor.

George Carlin once said that the whole point of humor is to do things that are basically considered taboo, or improper. Because the most uncomfortable things, when said right, are also the funniest.

[Gallient]

RIP. The original totally fits into what I know about the game, while the replacement is actually super meta, and I find meta-♥♥♥♥ annoying (all the meta Supernatural episodes for example).

[Lito]

The 1st poem was quality stuff and it saddens me we lost that, for as tiny as that can be..

[Freely]

Originally posted by Thadian:

The first one is better because it is something people can relate to. Most people have a story about themselves or a friend who got close with a female only to discover it wasn't a cisnogenic female, which leads to embarrasing and amusing situations (and with dangerous results at times). While some people could be offended by this, I now wonder if all enemies of Humanoid Form will be removed from the game because someone might be offended by the idea of humans killing each other.

The new one just sounds like a concession. No real creativity, and it doesn't "shame" in any way the SJW crowd. If anything, it gives them a banner to waive around.

As a straight male, I'd find it ammusing if I ever bedded a trap. A really cute, extremely feminine trap, or a transsexual. Amusing indeed.

Actually, now that I think about it... ... ... ... ... ... ...

[Mr. Jonson🏴‍☠]

Originally posted by Gallient:

RIP. The original totally fits into what I know about the game, while the replacement is actually super meta, and I find meta-♥♥♥♥ annoying (all the meta Supernatural episodes for example).

Lol that episode where they were in a dimension where they exsisted as actors on a television show was SO stupid.

[robomagon]

And so, the once butt of a joke has become a martyr. He died for our sins and his sacrifice must never be forgotten. Fight on! In Firedorn's name, bring Light to the Darkness!

[Hugh Jazz]

Do we get to choose between male, female and trans at character creation from now on, too?

[Irenaeus]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBs5WrQW8AA12If.png

[Freely]

Originally posted by Schwanzus Longus:

Do we get to choose between male, female and trans at character creation from now on, too?

I'd prefer my female Elf to bed a transsexual. This game needs romance options, and I am offended that it doesn't.

[Sol]

Originally posted by Free:

Originally posted by Thadian:

The first one is better because it is something people can relate to. Most people have a story about themselves or a friend who got close with a female only to discover it wasn't a cisnogenic female, which leads to embarrasing and amusing situations (and with dangerous results at times). While some people could be offended by this, I now wonder if all enemies of Humanoid Form will be removed from the game because someone might be offended by the idea of humans killing each other.

The new one just sounds like a concession. No real creativity, and it doesn't "shame" in any way the SJW crowd. If anything, it gives them a banner to waive around.

As a straight male, I'd find it ammusing if I ever bedded a trap. A really cute, extremely feminine trap, or a transsexual. Amusing indeed.

Actually, now that I think about it... ... ... ... ... ... ...

I can find the humor in it - I can even picture a monty python type of suicide "I am no longer a man!" joke following. I can also understand why a person would be upset, especially if they have very strong views on the subject or a weak mind about these matters. This exact situation has led to violent situations, which is a prime reason why the joke is funny instead of offensive.

The joke highlights a social problem where 2 conflicting sides have a strong worldview and a good point to make. That is what good comedy should do. The replacement? Meh.

[Zloth]

I actually just found the stone. I'm amazed I even bumped into it, it's so obscure. "I'm going to stop buying Obsidian forever if that stays!" "I'm going to stop buying Obsidian forever if it goes!" This after weeks of hearing how leaving out PS4 particle effects in Dead or Alive is an "insult to the PC community." Amazing.

[Gallient]

Originally posted by Mr. Jonson:

Lol that episode where they were in a dimension where they exsisted as actors on a television show was SO stupid.

Ugh you're triggering me, I had to switch that episode off.

[robomagon]

Originally posted by Free:

As a straight male, I'd find it ammusing if I ever bedded a trap. A really cute, extremely feminine trap, or a transsexual. Amusing indeed.

Actually, now that I think about it... ... ... ... ... ... ...

Isn't it dark in that closet? You should maybe come outside? When you're ready? It won't be as bad as you think.