Greetings from the Doinkhole. We are crawling out into the sun with a new game announcement. 

Introducing: Dark Scrolls, a dungeon scroller!

Embark on a heroic quest to \[can we please just fill this in later? We are so tired of writing, we wrote like a million words last game]. 

Choose between 9 unique heroes, including genre staples such as:

• A barbarian (for all the bonk boys in the audience)

• A mage "The High IQ choice"

• Rat with saxophone 🎷

• A thief, classic, obligatory

“Stop making up genre names?” “What is a dungeon scroller?”

Okay first of all, no, secondly:

It’s a platformer, but the screen keeps scrolling like a horizontal shmup, so you gotta keep moving.

…And it’s a fantasy randomly generated dungeon game that y’all are gonna call a "roguelike" and then argue about what that even means whether we like it or not.

Impressive sounding feature list:

🗡️Procedurally generated runs (aka: the level designer went on vacation)

🗡️Branching paths (choose your own adventure)

🗡️A weird perk system that you won't understand at first but then it'll click and your power will spiral out of control and it'll feel really good, promise!

🗡️A bigger, harder enemy that you face at the end of each level which we are calling a “boss”

🗡️Goose honks at you at the shop

🗡️Damage numbers appear over enemies when you hit them

🗡️ONLINE MULTIPLAYER WHICH IS WHY THIS THING TOOK SO LONG 📢📢

-Doinksoft 

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2912550/