Assassin's Creed Unity

Assassin's Creed Unity

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Shanz Feb 20, 2015 @ 4:25pm
Tournament "Parkour"
Just have to say -- to make myself feel a little better, really -- that the "parkour" section of the "Tournament" multiplayer (although I've never been able to find anyone to play it with and have always done it solo) is just about the worst mission I've ever played in any game ever in my 30 year history of playing computer games.

I'm not one who has complained about the "unweildiness" of the controls in Unity. I know a lot of people have -- but I've always found them pretty good and intuitive.

But this mission?!?! Jebus H. Buddha on a popsicle stick! Who designed it? Who thought this was a good idea?! Who were the playtesters who said "Yeah, that's playable?!"

Not that anyone "cares" beause of course I've already paid my cash -- but that's it for Unity for me. I'm done.
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Bite Feb 20, 2015 @ 4:31pm 
It's pretty annoying, yeah, took me about 5 tries to finally get it right by myself, worst offender was that for some reason, my game stutters ALOT during the Parkour test, it doesn't lag anywhere near the area, but for some reason it just lags like hell during that section.

It's honestly pretty infuriating if you don't have anyone to help you, the whole mission feels like a mess honestly.
JellyJelly Feb 20, 2015 @ 4:37pm 
I really enjoy that mission... I think it's a lot of fun...
Arglebargle III Mar 6, 2015 @ 8:56am 
The parkour section is virtually impossible solo. Nothing else in the mission matters because if you can't get through that section you can't play the mission.
Bite Mar 6, 2015 @ 10:52am 
Originally posted by Arglebargle III:
The parkour section is virtually impossible solo. Nothing else in the mission matters because if you can't get through that section you can't play the mission.

It's possible to do solo, I've done it several times, the trick is to learn the Flag spawn points.
jsoftcheck Jun 29, 2015 @ 5:52am 
Completely agree. It really highlights how bad and frustrating the control system can be. Whoever came up with this mission should be punched in the privates, repeatedly, until they lose consciousness.
Shanz Jul 21, 2015 @ 8:44am 
Originally posted by jsoftcheck:
Completely agree. It really highlights how bad and frustrating the control system can be. Whoever came up with this mission should be punched in the privates, repeatedly, until they lose consciousness.
Yes x 1,000.

I honestly have not been back to Unity after my ragequit because of this mission.
Volt Jul 27, 2015 @ 4:14pm 
If you would like to complete this, hit me up and I would be glad to join you so you can move on. It is very difficult to solo which requires a lot of practice runs to get the timing down and a little luck.
Earl KZB Jun 8, 2019 @ 9:13pm 
By far, the worst thing ubisoft ever dare to create.
caroraim Aug 29, 2019 @ 4:45pm 
Originally posted by JellyJelly:
I really enjoy that mission... I think it's a lot of fun...
Ha, always one....this mission bites.
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Date Posted: Feb 20, 2015 @ 4:25pm
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