Best ocelot quotes

[Wytho]

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (2001) (VG)
[about Fortune]
Revolver Ocelot: You were hamming it up as the tragic heroine, thanks to the script the Patriots wrote for you. It was pure self-indulgence - you couldn't get enough of the drama.

[Raiden lies unconscious on the examination table]
Solidus Snake: Is he still alive?
Revolver Ocelot: He was when Olga brought him in. I've checked everything, including the Genome data, but there's nothing on this guy; NSA, CIA, FBI, he doesn't exist in any database. He's a non-existent operative from a non-existent organization.
Solidus Snake: I suspected as much. However, I know this man.
Revolver Ocelot: [shocked] Hm?
Solidus Snake: Wake him up.
[the examination table tilts forward, bringing Raiden face-to-face with Solidus and Ocelot]
Solidus Snake: It's been a while hasn't it, Jack the Ripper?
Revolver Ocelot: You know this fellow?
Solidus Snake: You remember me, don't you? You've grown.
Solidus Snake: [snags Raiden's head with one of his mechanical arms and begins scanning] High concentration of cerebral implants. Have they altered your memory too?
[Raiden chokes and screams as Solidus scans him]
Solidus Snake: This is my son, I taught him everything I know.
[Solidus looks up in nostalgia]
Solidus Snake: Jack, I thought I'd never see you again.
Raiden: You... know me?
Solidus Snake: You don't remember? Your name, your skills, everything you know you learned from me.
Solidus Snake: [cuts to flashbacks while Solidus narrates] The 80s... the civil war... you were one of the best amongst the child soldiers that fought in that conflict. When you were barely ten years old, you became the platoon leader of the "Small Boy" unit. At the time, your outstanding kill record earned you several nicknames including "White Devil" and "Jack the Ripper." Jack, I was your godfather, I named you. When the war ended, you disappeared from the relief center. I wondered what happened to you, but I should have known they would recruit you!
Revolver Ocelot: [cuts back to present day] It's an interesting coincidence.
Solidus Snake: If he's a lackey for the Patriots, I doubt he knows anything of interest.
Revolver Ocelot: What shall we do with him?
Solidus Snake: We'll use him like you suggested.
Revolver Ocelot: What about Dead Cell?
Solidus Snake: ...Ignore them.

Revolver Ocelot: That's abusing your right to free speech Mr.President. Or is it Ex-President?

Revolver Ocelot: Excellent speech my friend! Gift of the silver tongue. They say it's the mark of a good officer... and of a liar! Americans are too in love with the sound of their own voice to speak the truth!

Solidus Snake: How much do you think we spent on that arm in Lyon? The best transplant surgery in the world!
Revolver Ocelot: I never trust a Frenchman.

Revolver Ocelot: I regret to inform you that I have no intention on selling Metal Gear. As I said, I came to take it back. Yes, returned, to the Patriots!
USMC Commandant Scott Dolph: The La-li-lu-le-lo! How's that possible?
Colonel Gurlukovich: Ocelot, have you sold us out?
Revolver Ocelot: Ha! I was never in your employ, Gurlukovich.
Colonel Gurlukovich: Are you still in league with Solidus?
Revolver Ocelot: No hard feelings, Colonel. Mother Russia can rot for all I care.
Colonel Gurlukovich: Since when, Ocelot? When did you turn?
Revolver Ocelot: I'm glad you noticed, comrade. I abandoned "her" during the Cold War.
Colonel Gurlukovich: Aghhhhhh!
Revolver Ocelot: Metal Gear only has room for one! Gurlukovich, you and your daughter will die here!
Colonel Gurlukovich: DAMN YOU!

USMC Commandant Scott Dolph: What are you planning to do, steal this thing?
Revolver Ocelot: Steal? No, no, I'm taking it back!

[Ocelot shoots Fortune]
Revolver Ocelot: Now I remember, your heart's on the right.

Russian Soldier: Oh Shalashaska. I thought you were with the Colonel.
[Ocelot kills him]
Revolver Ocelot: The Colonel will be joining you soon. Comrade

Revolver Ocelot: Given the right situation, the right story, anyone can be shaped into Snake.

[to Fortune]
Revolver Ocelot: You're no lady luck. You have nothing that we didn't give you.

Revolver Ocelot: You know why no bullet could hit you? It wasn't magic, or some New Age mumbo-jumbo. Certainly wasn't your psychic talents. It was all staged by the Patriots.
Fortune: Staged?
Revolver Ocelot: You were being shielded by the electromagnetic weapons technology that the Patriots developed. Your Dead Cell comrades loved your father and husband - we needed a pathetic wretch like you to keep them focused.

USMC Commandant Scott Dolph: Identify yourself!
[the soldiers rush with their guns ready to shoot Ocelot]
Revolver Ocelot: I am Shalashaska, also called... Revolver Ocelot
[Shows the past scenes of Metal Gear Solid]

Revolver Ocelot: [to Gurlukovich] Mother Russia can rot for all I care.

[all the Metal Gear RAYs around Snake begin to tremble violently]
Solidus Snake: What's happening?
Revolver Ocelot: [over Solidus's radio] The AI, GW, it's out of control!
Solidus Snake: WHAT?
Revolver Ocelot: I'm reading an abnormal impulse cascade throughout the neural network. I can't shut it down!
Solidus Snake: The Patriots?
Revolver Ocelot: I don't know. Maybe some kind of virus?
Solidus Snake: Ocelot, what have you been up to?
Revolver Ocelot: It's too late! Arsenal's system has gone haywire. It's on an emergency assent course.
Solidus Snake: Stupid machines!

Revolver Ocelot: [to Solidus Snake] You're the spitting image of Big Boss...



Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004) (VG)
Ocelot: Whaddya say to one last showdown?

Ocelot: So this is the legendary Boss? We meet at last.
KGB Soldier: You-you're from the Ocelot unit of Spetsnaz. What's a GRU soldier doing here?
Ocelot: Soldier?
KGB Soldier: He's the Ocelot Commander.
Ocelot: Ha! That's Major Ocelot to you... and don't you forget it.
KGB Soldier: Sokolov is ours. Now get out of here.
Ocelot: An ocelot never lets its prey escape.
KGB Soldier: What?
[Ocelot kills them all with his makarov]
Ocelot: I can't say it feels good to kill a comrade, even if it is for the GRU.

Ocelot: What's your name?
Naked Snake: Snake.
Ocelot: No, not that name. You're not a snake, and I'm not an ocelot. We're men with names. My name... is Adamska. And you?
Naked Snake: John.
Ocelot: Plain name. But I won't forget it.

Ocelot: Reloading like this... is a revolution.

Ocelot: [Snake, surrounded by the Ocelot unit, assumes his CQC fighting stance] What is that stance? And that gun?
[the Ocelot unit all laugh at Snake]
Ocelot: [Ocelot flips out his gun and catches it with his right hand] If you're not The Boss... then die!
[Ocelot pulls the trigger, but his gun jams, then Snake proceeds to take down him and every GRU surrounding him]
Naked Snake: You ejected the first bullet by hand, didn't you? I see what you were trying to do, but testing a technique you've only heard about in the middle of battle wasn't very smart. You were asking to have your gun jam on you. Besides, I don't think you're cut out for an automatic in the first place; you tend to twist your elbow a little to absorb the recoil. That's more of a revolver technique.
Ocelot: [pulls out a knife] You... filthy American dog!
[attacks Snake, but Snake easily takes him down]
Naked Snake: But, that was some fancy shooting. You're pretty good.
Ocelot: Pretty good...
[passes out]

Ocelot: I don't approve of your methods!
Colonel Volgin: I wasn't aware my methods needed your approval! I'm in control here!
Ocelot: And that nuclear shell...
Colonel Volgin: Still feeling sore about that? What are you gonna do? Report it to the authorities?

Ocelot: This ♥♥♥♥♥ is wearing perfume!

Ocelot: 12 shots... this time, I've got 12 shots.

Ocelot: It doesn't feel right to kill an unarmed man... but I'll get over it.

Ocelot: [to Snake] I hate to disappoint the cobras, but you're mine now!

Ocelot: Ocelots are proud creatures, they prefer to hunt alone.



Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (2015) (VG)
Ocelot: [from trailer]

Ocelot: You're a legend in the eyes of those who live on the battlefield. That's why you have to handle this mission yourself. How and where you make it, well that's up to you. Now go! Let the legend come back to life.

Ocelot: Boss get down! The enemy sniper... stay low and crawl along the ground, that should enable you to sneak past enemies.

Ocelot: [Cassette Tape - "Report to Big Boss: The War Economy"] Boss, this war business you and Miller started... Since the industry's spread out to the PF's, it may have a favorable influence on Cipher.To a ruler, an everlasting enemy is convenient. By directing the public's animosity outside his borders, he can unify their frame of mind. Guns-for-hire continue the war. Then enrich the economy with their spoils. War as a business will become a permanent tool for manipulating the public mind. A new business model. You might even call it a "war economy." Before long, Cipher, or rather the Patriots, will be drawn to this. Probably only a few decades before it takes hold... it's not far off at all.

Ocelot: [Cassette Tape - "Report to Big Boss: Cipher's Information Control"] Still no leads on Zero. We don't even know whether he's still alive. But the protocol he put in motion's making steady progress. Every day, SIGINT's web covers a little more of the globe. Total information control. Big Brother Zero. And it'll happen before anyone even realizes. I don't like it. You're the Big Brother of the battlefield - you've earned a firm grip on the world's military power. But soon, Zero will have nations in his. He'll erase the Cold War - all war - from peoples' minds. And with it, the world's borders. Zero's will - his influence - will be unleashed, with nothing to stem the tied. When that happens, opposition will no longer match the lines on the map. And Boss, with no borders left, what difference can we make? War will have lost any true meaning to the world. Just one more gear keeping the wheels of economy turning. Another product bearing down the capitalist conveyor belt. The future your friend Miller wanted - that's all there is in store. Perhaps it's already too late. But, human will should only be handed down and nutured by human hands. It can't be entrusted to "the system" - especially not that soulless phantom that Zero's left in his wake. No matter what happens, we'll have to fight some day - to reclaim our truth. Until next time... Big Boss.

Ocelot: You see that in the movies? That's an automatic - don't bother trying to dampen the recoil. You do that with a revolver. We Diamond Dogs are now a force to be reckoned with. We've got the world's attention. We're not some tribal militia, so don't act like one! You will learn how a real soldier fights. You will forget everything Hollywood taught you. And if I catch you doing something else, you'll know it... Engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsover... But that was some fancy shooting... pretty good.



Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (2008) (VG)
Solid Snake: [screams] Liquid!
Liquid Ocelot: [screams] Snake!

[the scene in Europe where Liquid Ocelot controls the power of the Guns of the Patriots, he points at a chopper like he's holding a gun]
Liquid Ocelot: Bang!
[the chopper's engine then shuts down and the chopper crashes into the river, Liquid Ocelot does the same with another chopper]
Liquid Ocelot: Bang!
[the other chopper's engine shuts down and crashes into the river]

Liquid Ocelot: This is the liberty we've won for ourselves: Outer Haven! And with this weapon I will destroy JD! Then, everything ends, and everything begins! But as for you, brother, you'll stay here to mark this island's watery grave!

Liquid Ocelot: [Pumps a nearly-dead, exhausted Snake with nanomachine suppresor] This is it, brother; Our final moment. The battle has ended, but we are not yet free! The war is over... but... You and I still have a score to settle.
Liquid Ocelot: [Snake pulls himself upright and gets into a combat stance; Liquid casts aside his sunglasses and gets into a combat stance as well; music intensifies] SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT, SNAKE!

Liquid Ocelot: Do you see this, Zero? We are victorious! Behold, Guns of the Patriots!



Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes (2004) (VG)
Revolver Ocelot: Now I'll show you why they call me "Revolver".
source: http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0022903/quotes

Revolver Ocelot: [points to the player] Don't even think about using auto-fire, or I'll know.

[Kaiser^]

You're pretty good

[Wytho]

Originally posted by Kaiser:

You're pretty good

pretty good... [passes out]