Hideo Kojima is one of the worst writers

[Rubitron 5001]

Almost everything everyone says sounds like it should be in fan fiction written by a 14 year old. He shoehorns his weird piss fetish into every game. So many characters are so cringey.

[Guts]

I bet he doesn't give a f**k about your opinion.

[Devsman]

https://youtu.be/C_1V_tGrtlw?si=2IJEixUAwH5Tbgr2

[Bjørn]

Well it wasn't written in English so...

[Samurai Kai]

Then don't play it. Go back to fortnite kid.

[XIII_IVAN_IIIX]

Publicado originalmente por Devsman:

https://youtu.be/C_1V_tGrtlw?si=2IJEixUAwH5Tbgr2

[wmhenry]

Yes he is a horrible writer, only the Kojima cultist think he good. But that what happens when you in a cult you just blindly follow the leader lol

[Akira]

He must be crying right now, wiping his tears and nose in hundred dollar notes while submerged in his pool made entirely of money...
All games he made are janky and cringe, but they're fun. So people mostly ignore the forced kink things and bad writing and just have fun.

Then there's those who worship him as a god with a vision and philosophy so complex no mortal can understand, and all games he made as the most incredible pieces of entertainment and alternative thinking ever created.
The world is full of these people, and not only for Kojima, for a lot of other things.

[Profile Name]

Publicado originalmente por Akira:

He must be crying right now, wiping his tears and nose in hundred dollar notes while submerged in his pool made entirely of money...
All games he made are janky and cringe, but they're fun. So people mostly ignore the forced kink things and bad writing and just have fun.

Then there's those who worship him as a god with a vision and philosophy so complex no mortal can understand, and all games he made as the most incredible pieces of entertainment and alternative thinking ever created.
The world is full of these people, and not only for Kojima, for a lot of other things.

This guy is right.
I have a thing for calipers.
My grandpa took me fishing on his boat up in Alaska, and he spoke about these awsome measurement tools. And made fun of some sort of...Eeh, not sure I can say it.

But yeah. I'm a caliper cultist. It really is just the mind frame of the individual that makes the group look nuts.

[beatles42o]

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this man deserves all the internet points, i was gonna respond but....this is perfect

pointing out weird kinks is like 5% of the fun in these games

[lnxyz]

How dare you Kojumbo is genius. You think just anybody would think to rip off Lethal weapon, Star Wars, The Terminator, James Bond, Escape from New York, Moby ♥♥♥♥, Lord of the Flies, 1984, The Matrix, and Titanic? Those are obscure works that only geniuses have even heard of much less understood well enough to steal from.

[Devsman]

Publicado originalmente por lnxyz:

How dare you Kojumbo is genius. You think just anybody would think to rip off Lethal weapon, Star Wars, The Terminator, James Bond, Escape from New York, Moby ♥♥♥♥, Lord of the Flies, 1984, The Matrix, and Titanic? Those are obscure works that only geniuses have even heard of much less understood well enough to steal from.

You forgot Dr. Strangelove.

[Muggie✟]

Publicado originalmente por Rubitron 5001:

Almost everything everyone says sounds like it should be in fan fiction written by a 14 year old. He shoehorns his weird piss fetish into every game. So many characters are so cringey.

You’re out of line but you’re right
I love metal gear but man the writing feels so off and fans just get defensive every time you bring that up

[Steven Shipler (JSA)]

Hideo is one of the best story tellers out there

[Metric Guard]

Surprisingly, there's so little substance in your post that you might as well have said nothing at all. I'm almost impressed.

Publicado originalmente por lnxyz:

You think just anybody would think to rip off Lethal weapon, Star Wars, The Terminator, James Bond, Escape from New York, Moby ♥♥♥♥, Lord of the Flies, 1984, The Matrix, and Titanic?

Bold of you to assume those works are completely original and didn't rip off anything.

[Profile Name]

Publicado originalmente por Metric Guard:

Bold of you to assume those works are completely original and didn't rip off anything.

Bold of me to... rip on, those works are original, completely. And didn't anything assume?