Target practice side ops at Mother Base.

[Tracer Bullet]

Is there a way to cheat and finish these side ops? It's the worst part of the game as far as I'm concerned and I take it as an insult that they even exist, it's the highest level of trolling. The person responsible for adding them into the game is an evil person, I'm convinced.

It reminds me of the button mashing mini-game on top of Arsenal Gear where you are getting choked by Solidus under the European Extreme difficulty in MGS 2. There is no way to mash the buttons fast enough to get passed it. I destroyed a perfectly good controller with a spoon trying to mash the button fast enough (the friction from the back and forth over the button melted the controller).

It's just punitive and only meant to punish the player.

Not to mention the grind in the VR missions of MGS 2 to get to 100% completion. I suffered through the grenade missions blindly until I got 100%. Now, I'm at 87% in TPP and have no idea how to finish it. This is class action lawsuit material for pain and suffering. Punitive damages. I'm calling Johnny Cochren and suing Konami!

Thank you.

[Tracer Bullet]

Originally posted by solid:

Originally posted by aaaahhhh:

it's the highest level of trolling. The person responsible for adding them into the game is an evil person, I'm convinced.

sooner or later we will find your fob :)

a few good skilled rambo player, skilled stealth player, are still online :)

I'm a certified video game video badass.

I'm tough in real life too. You wanna know how tough? "I got shot in the side with a .45 and it didn't even split the hide. I got bit by a rattlesnake and the sumbitch crawled off and died."

I've had so much coffee this morning I may as well be eating acceleramin. I'm moving like a lightning bolt.

[Exarch_Alpha]

Pfffft that´s nothing, I once killed 10 guys with one Tornado shot, I´m better than Ocelot (that a-hole)

[Seamus]

Yeah. It's called making the riot smg and learning how to aim.

[Tracer Bullet]

Yeah, well, I got run over by a half-track and it broke.

What the hell ever happened to the half-track? There's something special about tank treads in the rear and wheels in the front.

Now for a true story. I was walking my dog one day and a huge pitbull jumped his fence and charged at me. He bit my dog. I kicked him so hard in the jaw he lost his balance. The owner of the house had a bunch of junk everwhere and the dog was PISSED. I picked up a piece of a two by four and hit him in the head with it until he retreated back to his yard, but he got caught in the fence! I picked up a car battery (it was innordinately heavy) and dropped it on his head. I then knocked over the easy bake oven/playhouse set up in the front yard. My anger knows no bounds and will probably get me killed one day, BUT NOT THIS DAY.

[HiTmAn]

at first they look hard until u dont learn loaction and some are pretty annoying i will not gonna lie but is duable i did it all in one go

[Holografix]

@ "Punished" aaaahhhh

use a pencil and paper to make a map of target location especially on the R&D

[Vanacutt]

this guide helped me with the R&D target practice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgPMVBX2N8s

[Strummer]

Good luck hiring Johnny Cochran; he’s been dead for many years.

[Depressito]

Here's the map for R&D platform. Hope it helps.
http://www.mcescher.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/LW389-MC-Escher-Relativity-19531.jpg

[vivi]

I used a youtube video as reference. Really helps on those if you wanna save some time to figure it out and just memorize the path to walk

[Py0w0]

Originally posted by aaaahhhh:

Yeah, well, I got run over by a half-track and it broke.

What the hell ever happened to the half-track? There's something special about tank treads in the rear and wheels in the front.

Now for a true story. I was walking my dog one day and a huge pitbull jumped his fence and charged at me. He bit my dog. I kicked him so hard in the jaw he lost his balance. The owner of the house had a bunch of junk everwhere and the dog was PISSED. I picked up a piece of a two by four and hit him in the head with it until he retreated back to his yard, but he got caught in the fence! I picked up a car battery (it was innordinately heavy) and dropped it on his head. I then knocked over the easy bake oven/playhouse set up in the front yard. My anger knows no bounds and will probably get me killed one day, BUT NOT THIS DAY.

r/iamverybadass

[Tracer Bullet]

Originally posted by ATE | comrade_matty-_-:

Originally posted by aaaahhhh:

Yeah, well, I got run over by a half-track and it broke.

What the hell ever happened to the half-track? There's something special about tank treads in the rear and wheels in the front.

Now for a true story. I was walking my dog one day and a huge pitbull jumped his fence and charged at me. He bit my dog. I kicked him so hard in the jaw he lost his balance. The owner of the house had a bunch of junk everwhere and the dog was PISSED. I picked up a piece of a two by four and hit him in the head with it until he retreated back to his yard, but he got caught in the fence! I picked up a car battery (it was innordinately heavy) and dropped it on his head. I then knocked over the easy bake oven/playhouse set up in the front yard. My anger knows no bounds and will probably get me killed one day, BUT NOT THIS DAY.

r/iamverybadass

That story doesn't even come close to topping some of the crazy ♥♥♥♥ I've done.

I'm curious though, why did your "friend" call you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ twice in the comments in your profile? Is that someone that you respect?

[Matthew]

The worst one is support platform and R&D. As far as cheating them, stun grenades have an insane area of effect, combine it with acceleramin and you should have zero issue getting good times.

[Tracer Bullet]

Originally posted by The Aegis:

The worst one is support platform and R&D. As far as cheating them, stun grenades have an insane area of effect, combine it with acceleramin and you should have zero issue getting good times.

Originally posted by poon.poundr.2k10:

Lmao at the dude that posted a threat on raiding your fob. Lmao it's just a game. The side ops were aids and konami should feel bad for implementing them for further game time tbh

I've considered using the stun G launcher for area of effect, considering it knocks me out half the time when I use it anyway. I can only find about 16 targets on the R&D platform. I really try to look around too.

I wish people would infiltrate my FOB's. It's always me getting caught infiltrating other's people's FOB's. I killed a guy about 6 times in a row and he kept coming back again and again. I only get one death and I'm done. It's chaos when I'm fighting guards and having to worry about the defender, but I like it. I'd like to be caught more often.